2017 – we know where you’ve been
Will next year just be more?
More death, more Trump, more May, more guns, more ignorance, more war
2017 RIP
More tweets and less fun
Throughout the days and weeks and months
It’s just been an unrelenting litany of cunts

2017

Call KKK, whaddya say
All you hoodies there?
Miss Ann Thropic on the line
Alabama
Thank you ma’am

Choosers can’t be beggars
Tom Petty and Cheggers
Fled the scene
2018’s gonna be mean, mean, mean, mean, mean

Here are my predictions for 2018
RIP the queen
Donald Trump will be portrayed by Mr Michael Sheen
We all live on a nuclear submarine
Brexit will be haunted by the ghost of Hughie Green
And Theresa May will be replaced by Mr Bean

2018 – I’m really not that keen
Cryogenically freeze me in my time machine