Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie
Everybody watch Bill Oddie
From Kiddiminster to Kirkcaldy
Ooh, let’s all twitch

He’s the big cheese in ornithology
But lately he’s been getting mean
My Little Pony, Joni Mitchell
Stuart Maconie, Nicholas Witchell
Even the prime minister
Has noticed something sinister about..

He seems very innocuous
A teddy bear with binoculars
But he should never be forgiven
For do do doing The Funky Gibbon

He’s lurking in your shrubbery
And peering up into your tree

Bloody hell it’s Bill Oddie hell