Walk The Wark
Kirsty Wark thinks she can talk the talk But Kirsty Wark can’t even Kirsty Wark She tried to make a documentary To frame Alex Salmond on the BBC It’s pretty obvious she thought that…
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Willie Johnston, Speed Freak
In Nineteen Hundred and Seventy Eight It looked like things would turn out great But as it happened, they were bleak For Willie Johnston, speed freak He was framed, he didn’t cheat Willie Johnston,…
‘Til Hairs Grow On The Moon
Well this love is a solid love Growing each day And I know it’s an always love It’s not going away It will be with us From the stars above Like a never ending…
Simon Cowell’s Bright Red Tits
He’s the music devil incarnate, a self-denying caveman And now he’s got a child. Oh great – is it called Damien? It’s an omen, it’s an omen And his chest hair has got nits…
When Will I Be Ruth Davidson?
Yes, you’re suitably at one With The Scotsman and The Sun Yes, you are You’ve read Karl Marx And you’ve taught yourself to dance You’re the best by far But you keep asking the…
Lower Than The World
There are people dying We can’t go on Pretending day-by-day Lower than the world Lower than Europe Lower than the Death Star and entire galactic empire There’s a choice you’re making You’re not saving…
Assistant Referee’s Alphabet
A is for Aberdeen – where I was born and my mate Ross Thomson who represents the constituency Aberdeen South following the glorious election of 2017 B is for Bungle – our pet name…
Modern Major Orator
I am the very model of a modern major orator I wiffle and I waffle – a great stammerer and stutterer I know the queen of England, and I quote Latin historical My verbal…
It’s A Record!
The Daily Reckless has 3 (three) albums eligible for the Scottish Album of the Year which is a record. Well, three records actually. You can see/hear each one here: Laughtivism Tracks: Laughtivism/Game Of Life/Dad On/59…
Sea Kelp
Scientists have discovered kelp off the coast of Scotland that has survived since the last ice age, around 16,000 years ago… There’s a vegetable and fragrance that is talking to me Suggesting I…