Love Lorne
You may have heard of the seven ages of Man But have you heard of square sausages, maaan? You can stuff your Eggs factor, your football and porn Cos I…… Love Lorne They’re a…
You may have heard of the seven ages of Man But have you heard of square sausages, maaan? You can stuff your Eggs factor, your football and porn Cos I…… Love Lorne They’re a…
Chapter 3 of the Diary Of A Musical Nobody is now up on Bandcamp. Tracks: Available Grey Castle Late Age Gap Calorie Controlled Cecily Plasticine Cool Russell Men, Women And Children Thirteen Precincts Low Tide…
The Diary Of A Musical Nobody continues with another resuscitated cassette from 1977. Tracks Madolescent Valentine 19 Magazine Telegram Macedonia Cha Cha Cha Music False Charges American Poetess Like A Nightmare Cute Kick Hard Luck…
Everywhere it’s just the same No-one wants to take the blame Try to act a fool sometimes And no-one wants to know, they say You’re really showing me up You’re really showing me up…
Leo meets Slayer… You’ve got a cute way of talkin’ You got the better of me Just snap your fingers and I’m walkin’ Like a dog hangin’ on your lead I’m in a spin,…
Chapter one of The Diary Of A Musical Nobody. 1977. Songs written when I was 17. This is the first cassette I unearthed and rerecorded for public consumption. Tracks You Got Your Hooks In Me…
1,9,8,4, Ingsoc is really coming Oh no, don’t say another bloody preacher You taking me over You taking me over Political – you think you really are eh? Another tedious bodily harm game You…
We all live in a blue time machine. When Peter Purves was in Dr Who… from the album Evolver by The Meatless
Runner up in the Songs In The Key Of Laugh competition 2022. “We know it’s a little puerile, but it’s just so daft and so well timed…we’ve listened to all these songs so many times…
R.I.P. T.V. A stramash-up of Marquee Moon by Television and Dark Side Of The Moon by Pink Floyd. Just because. see also: Two Supes The Horror