Wee Country
From Newtonmore to Newton Mearns We’re aw Jock Tamson’s bairns But it’s no aw glamour. it’s no aw glitz Jock Tamson’s on benefits In this wee country Wee country Wi a massive, massive heart Traditional…
Entertainment
BBC – You’re An Embarrassment
As yet more editing “mistakes” emerge, the Reckless rehashes an old BBC song… Everyone’s waiting on World War Three But meanwhile over on the BBC They think it would be good historically To dramatise…
Dreich
We’ve aw got problems and I’ll tell you why We cannae see the sun, we cannae see the sky Some people call it overcast or grey But if you want to describe it, there…
Billy Cheese
So may I introduce to you The one and only Billy Cheese And Sergeant Cheddar’s Lonely Cheese Club Band Biiiiiiiiiii Lleeeeeeeeee Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeese What would you do if i ran out of cheese? me: *stands…
See Emily Maitlis
Emily Maitlis and her side-eye, She’s often inclined to scribble lots of rude words on her notepad There is a cock and balls She’s climbing up the walls She’s lost her mind and calls…
The Book Of Jenny Says
Jenny says You know that I’ve been nothing but loyal Faithful, supportive and a true confidante of yours I’ve kept your secrets and I’ve been your friend Kelly says God that was crazy wasn’t…
Louis Louis
Robert Louie Stevenson You got it wrong oh….. It’s Robert Lewis Stevenson His birth certificate says so oh…. I heard the news from Ian Bell Yeah, I’ve been pronouncing it wrong all my life…
Game Of Life
Hey, you know I get things done I’m the most underappreciated under the sun You think I’m a loser but I know I’ve won The game of life I can do new songs or…
Laughtivism
Do you remember the Irony Revolution When we hilariously overthrew capitalism with our sarcastic cynicism and caustic wit The snark and the sneer at the heart of it Armed with barbed bon mots How…
If I Could Hold You In My Hands
by Mila Chalupa When I see your pointy nose I just want us to be close But there’s something about your pricks That screams it is a risk And when you curl up in…