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This Crisp Man

As the crisp shortage bites, we remember Mark E Smith’s name for Gary Lineker – Crisp Man.   Gary Lineker On the telly desolate Will nature make a man of me yet? He’s in this…


Fucks Overdraft

Not a concept album, merely a set of unconnected songs. The title pertains to the idea that so few fucks were given that I am effectively in negative fuckery. An idea espoused by the album’s…


In A Kilt In Edinboro

  I’m not in 10cc (He’s not in 10cc) And don’t you forget it I’m in a kilt in Edinboro (In a kilt in Edinboro) There, Lou Reed just said it I’m not in Love…


Methil Machine Music

Concept album about Lou Reed’s longing for Fife. Tracks: Chitter Chatter The Sound Of Love Try For The Kingdom I’m Gonna Move To Glenrothes New Town Telephone Conversation In A Kilt In Edinboro Waiting For…


Halloween In Glasgow

  Oh the whole of the Wraith Rovers team got a bus To the west coast on October 31st On a Saturday After winning the game they thought they’d have a laugh Strolling through the…



Concrete Grows

  The concrete and the clay beneath my feet Begins to crumble But it will never die It grows and grows, you mustn’t grumble It’s true, you can’t deny it So you can keep your…


Tripe Mask Replica

To celebrate World Tripe Day (October 24), here is a tripe album by Captain Braveheart. Chew responsibly. Tracks: Frownland Menudo Cow Stomach Blues Kids Gruel Fried Tripe Hair Pie Ramsay Cadaver Sweet Sweet Tripe My…


Goth Bet Lynch

  We’re finished with the Rovers We will not flinch We will not return, they drove us To Goth Bet Lynch All her dresses are black Or leopard skin She’s a right good laugh Is…


Waiting For Warhol

  Off we go again Stop! Think. You have a message from Mr Godot? Nothing to be done. Yes sir He won’t come this evening I’m beginning to come round to that opinion No sir…