Give The World Some Lint
by Agnesa Prifti Jepi botës disa gëlqere Bëni erën e nenexhikut Me ndoshta vetëm një ngjyrë Paqe dhe liri Ne kemi nevojë për dashuri jo luftë Kjo është ajo që unë jam warbling për…
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Canedolia
pic © broad daylight www.broaddaylightltd.co.uk Canedolia (An Off-Concrete Scotch Fantasia) by Edwin Morgan music – Tommy Mackay oa! hoy! awe! ba! mey! who saw? rhu saw rum. garve saw smoo. nigg saw tain. lairg…
Elspeth Sings The Covid Blues
Here’s a marvellous wee ditty from Elspeth – daughter of friend of the Reckless, Scott Renton. Everybody sing! Please follow and like us:
Shall I Compare Shakespeare To Ann Summers, Dear?
Shall I compare Shakespeare to Ann Summers, dear? Hamlet, adultery, but less desperate: Rough hands do shake the Jack Rabbits of May, Ann Summers’ lease hath all too short a date: Sometime too hot…
Gay Wednesday
by The Fabulouses See you on a Monday Let’s do lunch See you next Tuesday You terrible cunt It’s a midweek special With free choc ice If you’re a homosexual It’s all half price…
It’s Mustard, Richard. Mustard
I’ve been flying Virgin Airlines I really am disgusted What’s this yellow stuff on my plate? It’s mustard, Richard. Mustard! It’s making me feel faint It’s holding the meat to ransom I’m writing a letter…
B.A.B.Y.
Baby, ooh baby I love to call you baby Baby, oh oh baby Everyone can see you’re a baby When you open your mouth A whole lot of shit pours out And we can’t…
I Wanna See A Great Tit
As twitching reaches greater heights during lockdown, here’s a reminder of happier times from Birdwatching For Punks: 20, 30, 40, 50 sparrows to go I wanna see a great tit Not a doo or…
See Emily Maitlis
Emily Maitlis and her side-eye, She’s often inclined to scribble lots of rude words on her notepad There is a cock and balls She’s climbing up the walls She’s lost her mind and calls…
The Night, Thriller And Death
To accompany this magnificent picture of last night’s pink moon by Tom Duffin, here’s a stramash-up of when Michael Jackson met The Fall. Vincent Price relates the grisly outcome… Please follow and like us: