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Accosting Robert Fripp

  Wimborne resident Robert Fripp Attempted to woo my mother By buying her a Babycham Apparently she didn’t know what to do with the cherry An incident that clearly rankled As she still mentions it…


Saint Dolly

  ‘jolene’ and ‘i will always love you’ born on the same day 5,000 songs birthed the same way and all you can say is blonde hair and tits, had a few hits thousands of…


The Goal Of Scottish History

  Narodbogonosets* are my folk tae, But in a sma’ way nooadays— A faitherly God wi’ a lang white beard, Or painted Jesus in a haze O’ blue and gowd, a gird aboot his heid…


The Fork In The Wall

  I’m fu’ o’ a stickit God. That’s what’s the maitter wi’ me, Jean has stuck sic a fork in the wa’ That I row in agonie. Mary never let dab. She was a canny…



A Stick-Nest in Ygdrasil (II)

  Juist as man’s skeleton has left Its ancient ape-like shape ahint, Sae states o’ mind in turn gi’e way To different states, and quickly seem Impossible to later men, And Man’s mind in its…



A Stick-Nest in Ygdrasil (I)

  Thou art the facts in ilka airt That breenge into infinity, Criss-crossed wi’ coontless ither facts Nae man can follow, and o’ which He is himsel’ a helpless pairt, Held in their tangle as…


The Grave Of All Mankind

  Shudderin’ thistle, gi’e owre, gi’e owre…. Grey sand is churnin’ in my lugs The munelicht flets, and gantin’ there The grave o’ a’ mankind’s laid bare —On Hell itsel’ the drawback rugs! Nae man…


Save Me Nicole

  Norman Lamont of South Queensferry sings ‘Nicole’  over Aretha Franklin’s ‘Save Me.’   see also: