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George Osborne Stance

Ann Widdecombe, Nigel Farage and friend become the latest converts to the lure of the Conservative power stance. See the original video of The George Osborne Stance featuring music by Half Bam Half Whisky here:…


Scottish Political Anoraks

  Here are the clinical Unpolished facts For Scottish political anoraks Outside your bubble Nobody cares That you’re taking the trouble To split bawhairs Oh relax, don’t do it, when you want to retweet it…



Pointless

A Half Man Half Biscuit sample provides the background to a song about the meaningless of life and quiz shows. from the album Ziggy Sturgeon and The Spiders From Katie Melua’s Ears by Tommy Mackay….


Turdthumping

  He spreads the brown on the curtains cos he’s never gonna wash again He spreads the brown on the curtains cos he’s never gonna wash again He smears his shit on the walls of…


Closer

It’s closer than it’s ever been And now it’s even closer And now it’s even closer And now it’s even closer It’s closer than it’s ever been And now it’s even closer And now it’s…


Jackie Bird

OK boys, give us one of them Reporting Scotland couthy, homely wee country vibes Haud oan to yer Auntie Beeb’s pinny Ah wella everybody’s seen Jackie Bird Bird, Bird, Bird Jackie Bird Look at yersel,…


The McBots

It’s #NationalUnicornDay. Deploy the unicorn! We are Scottish Nationalists Manipulating through our wrists We are the McBots We are the McBots We are the McBots (dissolve the union) We are the McBots (deploy the unicorn)…


Let me tell you about my new LP

“A lot of people have been asking me about my new LP. Well, here it is, pop-pickers. It features lots of stirring tunes including Caravan Of Leave, Making Placards For Nigel and These Boots Won’t…