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Lockdown

  Lockdown, lockdown If you’re losing the game And shifting the blame Don’t start crying You could still push ahead Or maybe instead You could be dying Playing a blinder There’s a sidewinder Behind you…


Absorbing The Greek

  We’re all going to Greece on our holidays We heard it’s a riot out there Lots of sun but not much money Lots of broken earthenware I heard they don’t like the euro I…


This Prince Was Made For Noncing

  You keep sayin’ they’ve got nothin’ on me Cos the mainstream press have got your back You’ve been a’messin’ where you shouldn’t ‘ve been a’messin’ And now someone else is getting all the flak…


Fairweather Bootlicker

  He’s a fairweather bootlicker* Get it together dickhead, whoa He’s in love with Meghan Markle He don’t like his boring job, no He’s a fairweather bootlicker Get it together dickhead, whoa He’s in love…




Handsome In The Half-Light

  When I passed you in the bedroom You didn’t give me a second glance I should’ve kept my socks on Or at least my pants You don’t seem to notice me at all Whatever…


Pearl Clutchers

  Pearl clutchers They are outraged and easily triggered Everything’s toxic Pearl clutchers God knows how they have lasted in this life My job is entertaining folks Singing songs and telling jokes And fucking swearing…


Gray Day

  In 1982, Janine Jock McLeish’s fantasy Has him conjuring up scenes Some people would call obscene It’s well past midnight As he lies In a semi-conscious state And dreams of Superb, Big Momma And…