The Key
Everything is hate We are all hate Tied together by Ruth’s hair ribbons Men are pies that bake and eat themselves And the recipe is hate Asthma Coulter says Life’s easy when you’re a…
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Heaven Cannae Wait
I’m late, I’m late, I’m very tardy I’m chappin’ at heaven’s gate for the party I’ve been beaten up by Laurel and Hardy In heaven it’s a constant Mardi Gras Everybody drinks Bacardi I’ve…
Alan Titchmarsh’s Jumper
I went down to the museum, To try and expand my cultural horizons, They had an exhibition on Gardeners’ World With lots of sound advice about what fertilizer Is best for growing your herbaceous…
Get Up My Old Man
Joni Mitchell’s Old Man is urged to Get Up. From The Turquoise Album see also: The Wrong California The Turquoise Album
The Wrong California
From The Turquoise Album where Joni Mitchell’s Blue meets REM’s Green. This is ‘The Wrong Child’ mixed with ‘California.’ see also: When The Balloon Goes Up
I Could Be In Your Heart
Altered Camera presents a stramash-up of ‘Somewhere In My Heart’ by Aztec Camera and ‘I Could Be Happy’ by Altered Images. see also: Noader Daim
The Turquoise Album
20 years since Danger Mouse released The Grey Album – a mash-up of The Beatles White album and Jay Z’s Black album. At the time he said, “Someone asked me if I would ever use…
Johnny Nobody
Johnny Nobody Johnny Nobody Ja Ja Ja.. Here comes Johnny Nobody Here he comes Johnny Nobody He came from nowhere and killed a man he’d never seen Johnny Nobody He dared God to strike…
Henry And The Psychopathic Horse
Hey kids, if you’re into David Niven There’s a film of his you might not have seen And you’d be forgiven Cos it’s not well known and it’s not very long So I’m gonna…
Ooh! Rev Ain’t Right!
From the album ‘Entrances Uncovered‘ – William Blake meets Wu Tang Clan and The Fall. see also: Velvet Underground Medecin Bring Da Blitz