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I Am Not A Fish-Thrower

    I am not a fish-thrower, Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum. Call me Jacob unless you are from Cambridge Analytica Oi! I don’t have to work hard. Ya ha deedle deedle,…


Neighbourhood Stasi

  Neighbourhood Stasi – watch you in the street Net curtain nazis – scratch and sniff your spreadsheet They stand outside on Thursday nights and clap the NHS Every other day they could not care…


Trump Is A Cunt

It bears repeating… From the left to the right From the back to the front Everybody sing Trump is a cunt They say it’s just swearing That’s not big or clever I say whatever I’m…


Climbing Up The Walls

  Testing, testing, 1,2,3 Lecturn lecturing TV Lockdown, letdown, PPE Stay ssafe Climbing up the walls This does not sit well with me Where’s your sense of community? Mass graves in NYC Climbing up the…


2021

  In the year 2021 Everybody will want some fun Cos in 2020 we had none Let’s hope it isn’t worse Can you imagine? By the end of 2020 We all went – that’s plenty…


That Was The Covid Year That Was

The ultimate compilation of rona songs from the anals of the Daily Reckless. Tracks: Is That Covid? Get Mad I Don’t Remember Crowds Corona Con Chris Whitty Facebook Expert Keep The Heid Hermit Covid 19…



It’s A Wonderful And Frightening Life

  I’m shakin’ the dust of this crummy little town Off my feet and stepping out I’m gonna leave the capitol, hey student Even bingo master’s breakout And Clarence says, “Every time a bell rings…


Tom Cruise

  Old man actor in built up shoes It’s no use a sittin’ and a-singin’ the blues So be my guest, you got nothin’ to lose He’s going fucking mental – it’s Tom Cruise Oo-ee,…


Santa Claus Is Staying At Home

words by @michaellegge He’s checking Twitter, He only needs to once He’s going to find out it’s 99% cunts Santa Claus is staying at home   from the album, Now That’s What I Call Lockdown Christmas…