Entertainment

Wild Thing Called Love

  When Wire met The Troggs, the result was not litigious, as opposed to  when Wire met Elastica.   see also: I Could Be In Your Heart Pauline – The Girl U Want


Being And Nothingness

  Well, if I’m in an existential funk I find it helps if I get drunk I take a single malt, I reach for Jean Paul Saltire When I’m lonely Being and nothingness I will…


Beatles Bones

  The Beatles meet Mark E Smith meets Captain Beefheart in a retelling of Strawberry Fields Forever. From the album Top Of The Popstock Vol.4 by The Foul.   see also: Six Months Later –…



It’s A Crazy Mixed Up World

Compilation of stramash-ups from the Daily Reckless so far in 2024. Tracks: Sniggers With Attitude Wonkas French People Hello Little Baby I Could Be In Your Heart Pauline – The Girl U Want I Must…


Honk Of The Hive

  Well, you can tell by the way I haud my breath I’m in The Hive, close to death Sticky floors and lager warm, it’s been kicked around Since it was born It’s not right,…


I Hate You Butler

  Blakey in trouble after being reported to the polis for hate crime. From the album C’Mon My Bus by Snarks see also: Hasta Manana Arthur


The Key

  Everything is hate We are all hate Tied together by Ruth’s hair ribbons Men are pies that bake and eat themselves And the recipe is hate Asthma Coulter says Life’s easy when you’re a…


Heaven Cannae Wait

  I’m late, I’m late, I’m very tardy I’m chappin’ at heaven’s gate for the party I’ve been beaten up by Laurel and Hardy In heaven it’s a constant Mardi Gras Everybody drinks Bacardi I’ve…


Alan Titchmarsh’s Jumper

  I went down to the museum, To try and expand my cultural horizons, They had an exhibition on Gardeners’ World With lots of sound advice about what fertilizer Is best for growing your herbaceous…