David Essexorcist

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What an excellent day for an exorcism

Aye!

Well let’s introduce ourselves
I’m Damon Karras.
And I’m the Devil.
Now kindly undo these straps.

Babe I see your lamplight
Shining from your window
Babe I see your lamplight
Let it shine on me, uhuh

Baby see your window
Baby do you feel low
Waiting on your fear, no
Waiting on me

You’re going to die up there

But I don’t really
Wanna go alone…
That’s much too obvious a display of power
If you’re the devil why not make the straps disappear?

Ooh baby, would I look right
Climbing up the drainpipe
Baby would it feel right
If I stayed all night..

Stick your cock up her arse
you motherfucking worthless cocksucker

Be Silent!

aaargh oh

I thought you were supposed to be an expert.

There are no experts.

You probably know as much about possession as a priest.

Look, your daughter doesn’t say she’s a demon
She says she’s the devil himself
Now if you’d seen as many psychotics as I have
you’d realise that’s the same thing as saying
you’re Napoleon Bonaparte

And I don’t really
Wanna go alone
Should I pack my bag
And get on out, get home

Got me rocking and reeling..

Do you know what she did?
Your cunting daughter

The power of Christ compels you (Gotta get through)
The power of Christ compels you (lamplight)
The power of Christ compels you (shining from your window)
The power of Christ compels you (I see your lamplight)
The power of Christ compels you (uhuh)
The power of Christ compels you

Keep away

The sow is mine

Fuck me
Shine on, me (Fuck me)
Ah, Shine on, me (Fuck me)
Now now now shine on, me (Fuck me)
(your mother sucks cocks in hell)
A should a shine on, me

Yeah? shine a shine on, wooh on me
I’m gonna shine on, me
Mmm gonna shine on, me
Mmm gonna shine on, me
My cha cha cha cha

Wooh on me
Mmm gonna shine on, me
Cha cha cha, on, me
Cha cha ha ha ha

 

see also:

Overture From The Mary Poppins Exorcism

Knitting On The Set Of The Exorcist

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