Nobody has more brains than me
It’s cos I scoop your skulls like a zeitgeist zombie
Nobody has more brains than me
I am the smartest fellah
To never close an umberella ella

I just love myself
I’m being held up by the media
I’ve got the best health and
I know more than wikipedia
Happy days are here again
Monday, Tuesday, Happy Days
Wednesday, Thursday, show us yer brains

Nobody has more brains than me
It’s cos I scoop your skulls like a zeitgeist zombie
Nobody has more brains than me
I am the smartest fellah
To never close an umberella ella

Ooh somebody call up MENSA
I call a wall a fence
A woooooo
I’ve got a werewolf IQ

 

from the album Cunt Of The Century by Supertrump