My boy Novichok
You make my heart go giddyup
You make my insides quiver
Fuck my kidneys and liver

Whoa oh, my boy Novichok
If somebody pegs it
It’ll take their minds off Brexit
My skin’s all aglow

I love you, I love you, I love you so
But don’t let anyone know
You’re better than heroin oh oh
And I’ll never let you go

My Absolut boy Novichok
You make my heart go giddyup
You set my lungs on fire
You are my one desire
Whoa, my Novichok

with thanks to The Tripe Marketing Board @TripeUK for inspiration. And tripe.

Pic:  Zoom Rockman @The_ZoomComic