Fall Clichés
500 ex members 50 LPs – quotes used in a thousand pieces Always the same, always different The most overused of Fall clichés It only takes a glance at Wikipedia To get the guff…
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Totally Fired
Little racist Lord Sugar goes all ‘Carry On’ in this mix of The Fall’s ‘Totally Wired’ and The Apprentice. The crowdfunder for 40 Odd Years Of The Fall is here: Please follow and like…
Twat
Danny Dyer’s diatribe about Brexit on Good Evening Britain has been named TV moment of the year at the Edinburgh TV Festival Awards. Here it is in a musical stramash-up accompanied by Queen and…
Stockpiling My Beans For You
A few stolen doughnuts is all that we see You’ve got a brand new can of corned beef and I’ve got a brand new key Though I’ve tried to resist putting tripe on the list And…
Malcolm Tucker Free!
After an intense Daily Reckless campaign including overnight candlelit vigils outside HMP Twitter, Malcolm Tucker is finally released. A relieved Tucker had this to say: Please Indulge Evasiveness Regarding Some Manifestations Of Resistive Gibberish And…
I Just Don’t Know What To Do With My Cock
I just don’t know what to do with my cock I don’t know what to do with my cock Jesus Christ give me a clue I have tried following you And the Pet Shop Boys…
Inflatable Donald
In Every Nightmare A Republican (title copyright Robyn Hitchcock) Deluxe and delightful. I blew up your body, but you blew my mind. Please follow and like us:
Trump Is A Cunt
From the left to the right From the back to the front Everybody sing Trump is a cunt They say it’s just swearing That’s not big or clever I say whatever I’m no Noam Chomski…
Supercallousfragileracistsexistlyingpotus
Everybody’s ready for Friday the thirteenth When Donny comes a calling we’ll be armed to the teeth From John O’Groats to Lands End and all points inbetween Protesting and singing songs outrageous and obscene Supercallousfragileracistsexistlyingpotus…
My Absolut Boy Novichok
My boy Novichok You make my heart go giddyup You make my insides quiver Fuck my kidneys and liver Whoa oh, my boy Novichok If somebody pegs it It’ll take their minds off Brexit…