S.C.O.T.L.A.N.D Massive heart, wee country Reject the landlord, reject the laird Celebrate John Logie Baird And Alexander Graham Bell I could make a list like Billy Joel But that would be just too cringey…

  Your mattress will monitor your nightmares Your fridges will beep for more cheese We’ll be culled by pink-eyed terminators And limbless chickens will run free You’ll see It’s the future according to me I…

  Stop prorogation In the name of the supreme court Boris, Boris, I’m aware of what you do Each time you hear a ‘Boo!’ I know you’re in No.10 Meeting your other love again But…

  Starry starry eyed Paint your palette blue and gray Wash those liberal tears away From eyes that know the darkness in your soul Further your career Invite more tories in, don’t hear Just how…

  Fuck off Scotland, off you fuck Off you fuck You whinging Jocks We’ve had enough of your socialist paradise Engerlund is twice as nice So fuck off Scotland Off you fuck Fuck off Scotland,…

  It’s getting late have you seen my mates Marr would have a field day It’s one o’clock and I want to rock Cause a considerable affray The chamber’s drunker than a barrel full of…

  Ooh ooh ooh Liz Truss Put this on the side of a bus Pork markets are us Say cheeeeeeeeeeeeeese The minute we saw your face When you said that is a disgrace We fell…

  Telt, he needed telling Telt, he’s such a bellend Telt, you know he needed telling, telt When Boris Johnson came up to Edinburgh He thought he’d pop along to Bute House to see Nicola…

An album of songs about Boris Johnson. Track listing: This Charmless Man Gammon People Boris Is A Lying Cunt Brexit And America Crazy Boris Kim Darroch We Have Blinked Bendy Bus Boris Brexit Clown Boris…

  lyrics – Matthew Hankins He went up to Oxford with a thirst for knowledge He studied Classics at Balliol College That’s why I Caught his eye He told me that his dad was loaded…