It’s Raining Contempt
Humility is rising, Theresa’s getting low According to all sources, she hasn’t long to go ‘Cause tonight for the first time In the houses of parliament For the first time in history The government’s…
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Nanny Is A Nazi
I am Jacob, look at me I’m fwom the nineteenth centuwy I know Latin, I know Gweek That mummy May has got a cheek She said that I was a big baby But it’s…
Raking Bad
The President of America met the President of Finland The President of America met the President of Finland Apparently they talked about raking the forest floor But one president said the other was just…
Man Spider
R.I.P. Stan Lee ManSpider, ManSpider, does whatever a man can, Spreads his legs, when he sits Explains why you’re wrong and looks at your tits Look out, here comes the Man Spider Is he wrong…
Jim Acosta In The White House
Jim Acosta in the White House I don’t like how you speak to me Or the way you treat Sarah Huckabee Mia Love gave me no love I’m not sure that I should be…
Have A Plate Of Tripe
It’s World Tripe Day. Get stuck in. Better believe the hype It’s not just oldies who like tripe I have it on good authority That Little Mix and Beyoncé Are huge fans of this delicacy…
The Ravages Of Rampant Capitalism
On your mobilty vehicle photoshoot Do you ever think the love of money is the root Of all evil. Nostalgia for Thatcherism In the ravages of rampant capitalism A world intent on being mean Deserves…
BBC Shortbread
Sally Magnusson admits live on air on Reporting Scotland that ‘this is a complete mess.’ Everybody sing! It’s couthy, it’s cringey Embarrassing and twee The Scottish news on the BBC It’s like watching a toddler…
40 Odd Years Of The Fall – Out Now!
After a hugely successful crowdfunding campaign, the book, 40 Odd Years Of The Fall is now available to buy. A song-by-song account of the group’s 500+ tracks produced between 1977 and 2017, by author and musician…
I Am Nick Clegg
Now Nicky’s gone to Facebook, time to remember his finest hour. Ahem. I am Nick Clegg (iddle iddle iddle um) With the extra leg (iddle iddle iddle um) Yes, I have an extra leg down…