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Peppa Pig Boris

  The prime minister of Great Britain says things. With Fake Hypocrite Trap remix. see also: Modern Major Orator Cock In A Tik Tok


Gillian McKeith

  Gillian McKeith Gillian McKeith Scraping off the faeces stuck to her teeth Gillian McKeith Gillian McKeith Shit faced Literally Gilly, Gilly, Gilly, Gilly Gilly, Gilly, Gilly, Gilly She loves to sniff your shit Because…


Cunt In A Clown Suit

  Do you remember that guy on the beach When we were filming for this song? I was dressed from head to toe In a clown suit I got the message for ‘Action!’ and I…


The Loch Ness Monster

  Cop brains are fried through misuse Through misuse, through misuse COP26 cop abuse Cop abuse, cop abuse With all your pals, you’re let loose You’re let loose, you’re let loose Take off, get out,…



Concrete Grows

  The concrete and the clay beneath my feet Begins to crumble But it will never die It grows and grows, you mustn’t grumble It’s true, you can’t deny it So you can keep your…


Brown Cliffs Of Dover

  There’ll be shit all over The white cliffs of Dover And tampons as far as you can see All together now And applicators Will float by later These turd herds prove our sovereignty words:…


Enjoy The Silence Of Nigel

  Popular boys names Like David and James Are still holding on But there’s something wrong Now there are extremes Thanks to Film and memes Lucifer, Hercules Beat all of these Oliver and John, Ted…


I Accept The Fall

  A stramash-up of ‘F-‘oldin’ Money’ by The Fall and the original by Tommy Blake with dialogue from the TV series Guilt.   see also: Dance This MES Around 40 Odd Years Of The Fall…


A Tale Of Two Williams

  One is the oldest man in space The other is just a disgrace One’s full of wonder at 90 But which one is the daddy? Oh yes it’s true, we’re going warp factor 2…