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Environmental Cognitive Recreativity

  There’s a hippopotamus, a hippopotamus, in Glenrothemus, made of tin* A hippopotamus A hippopotamus A hippopotamus made of tin How did it get there? How did it get there? How did it get there?…




Do The Pterygoid Walk

  If you’re a snake who wants to swallow a frog You gotta learn to do the pterygoid walk I saw it last night on Springwatch Lucy Lapwing made a prop Do the do the…


Milf Sword Thirst

  Poundland headband decoration Poundland headband decoration Poundland headband decoration Poundland headband decoration Milf sword thirst* The heroine of the coronation (Poundland headband decoration) Four cats, forecast: ruination (Poundland headband decoration) A million tories burst…




This Is Boring

  I’ve got friends in low places You don’t want to go there Their miserable faces Can only sit and stare Nothing’s lovely All the time I’ve got friends in high places You don’t want…



A.I. (Emergency Alert)

  Eh, I made a song of the emergency alert I am not alarmed but my ears are hurt So now if it goes off and just before you’re dead You won’t be able to…