Environmental Cognitive Recreativity
There’s a hippopotamus, a hippopotamus, in Glenrothemus, made of tin* A hippopotamus A hippopotamus A hippopotamus made of tin How did it get there? How did it get there? How did it get there?…
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War Against Artificial Intelligence
Poly Styrene meets Mark E Smith in the continuing war against Artificial Intelligence. Notebooks out, plagiarists. From the album ‘Artificial Indifference’ by Half Bam Half Whisky
Deep Jump
Stanley Unwin meets House Of Pain. see also: Psycho Horses Crafty
Do The Pterygoid Walk
If you’re a snake who wants to swallow a frog You gotta learn to do the pterygoid walk I saw it last night on Springwatch Lucy Lapwing made a prop Do the do the…
Milf Sword Thirst
Poundland headband decoration Poundland headband decoration Poundland headband decoration Poundland headband decoration Milf sword thirst* The heroine of the coronation (Poundland headband decoration) Four cats, forecast: ruination (Poundland headband decoration) A million tories burst…
Sowsages
Here’s a stramash-up of Nick Kroll and Dizzee Rascal. see also: Two Supes Sammy And His Staunch Sausages
Step We Gaily (Diddley remix)
A stramashup of The High Kings version of Marie’s Wedding with a wired Bo Diddley twist. see also: Bagpipe Music Fist Pumping With IDS
This Is Boring
I’ve got friends in low places You don’t want to go there Their miserable faces Can only sit and stare Nothing’s lovely All the time I’ve got friends in high places You don’t want…
You Always Want Fife In Your Rear View Mirror
A stramash-up of ‘Something Else’ by The Sex Pistols with dialogue from the TV series Guilt. see also: I Accept The Fall Peninsula Mentality
A.I. (Emergency Alert)
Eh, I made a song of the emergency alert I am not alarmed but my ears are hurt So now if it goes off and just before you’re dead You won’t be able to…