Peninsula Mentality
If you’re feeling insular Get to a peninsula Like South Korea, Italy or Fife You can escape the commonplace If you are willing to embrace The peninsular mentality of life If you’ve got a…
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Anger Me
Rubbing myself with filthy headlines Preparing an online diatribe Spoonfeed me delicious made up outrage Make me feel alive Anger me! Sully my childhood memories! More upset! MORE! Culture wars and culture bores Fighting…
There’s A Squirrel In My House
There’s a squirrel in my house Squirrelling memories Squirelling money Where Peter used to be Only shadows from the past I see Time seems to have erased The vision of his smiling face Now…
It’s The Same The Whole World Over
Paul O’Grady meets Chumbawamba. Altogether now! It’s the same the whole world over It’s the poor what gets the blame It’s the rich what gets the pleasure Ain’t it all a bloomin’ shame… see…
Birdhouse In Dingwall
I’m your only friend I’m not Ashley your friend But I’m a little glowing friend But really I’m not actually your friend But I am Peter Murrell, Murray Foote, Nicola Sturgeon Who watches over…
Still DREich
Remix of Still D.R.E as Snoop Dogg comes to Glasgow in the rain and is greeted by a bagpiper. see also: Bagpipe Music Jocko Euro
Walking On The Weaker
Late last night I went for a walk Down by the river near one of my homes I couldn’t believe with my own eyes And I swear I’ll never leave my home again Well,…
Only You Guys
Who can nick your rights and now say everything’s alright They’ve brought them back again to tell you you’re our bestest friend Only you guys, only here Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh only you…
Katy Tried
Katy tried She was halfway crucified She was on the other side Of no tomorrow She walked in And her life began again Then it turned into disaster And to sorrow So she’s gone…
Douglas Useless
Celtic fans have spoken. Well, hello, my name is Douglas Douglas Useless I am the new Scottish Tory boss The only thing that people know about me Is that I hate gypsies and I am…