Throbbing Easton
When Throbbing Gristle met Sheena Easton, they were united on the morning train. see also: Cabaret Voltaylor A Drunk Man Looks At Throbbing Thistle (part 5)
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Captain Tom’s Daughter
Captain Tom’s Daughter meets Mark E Smith. A nation pukes. see also: Beatles Bones Peon Creep
On The Lash
Punter gives sound advice for sports fans everywhere. Poetry. “We don’t care if we win lose or draw What the hell do we care We only know there’s gonnae be a show And Bonnie…
That Is What Cunts Do
Dodgy version of Penny Mordaunt’s ‘Stand up and fight’ speech. see also: Top Cunts – the song Milf Sword Thirst
London Corrie
Coronation Street Clash. Inspired by this footage: This. Is. Phenomenal. Corrie characters aghast at “London?”pic.twitter.com/iVAC6Gs9hR — Phil Clifton (@philclifton) September 29, 2023 see also: Must Be Judas (Ken Barlow Heckles Dylan) Goth Bet Lynch
Smoking A Fag On A Rollercoaster
Here we all are sitting in a funfair In fabulous sixties outfits and hair Doin’ the things that you’re not supposed to Like smoking a fag on a rollercoaster I am smoking a fag…
How I Wrote Terror Man
Are you there Mark? Is there anybody there? Yeah! It’s the news headlines No, it’s not We’re going straight to me This is breaking news It’s fast happening I’m eternally grateful To my past…
Chip Priest
GBeebies newsman fucks up big style. Are you there Mark? see also: Woke-A-Nauts Are Using Death Spaniels Fade Away And Masturbate
Feelings (with Les and Lulu)
Wherein Les Dawson and Lulu duet, backed by Les on piano. see also: Thicker Than Lulu
Raac In The High School
Raac, raac, raac, raac, raac in the high school Well, I don’t care about history Raac, raac, raac in the high school And I’m the education secretary Raac, raac, raac in the high school…