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Peninsula Mentality

  If you’re feeling insular Get to a peninsula Like South Korea, Italy or Fife You can escape the commonplace If you are willing to embrace The peninsular mentality of life If you’ve got a…


Anger Me

  Rubbing myself with filthy headlines Preparing an online diatribe Spoonfeed me delicious made up outrage Make me feel alive Anger me! Sully my childhood memories! More upset! MORE! Culture wars and culture bores Fighting…




Birdhouse In Dingwall

  I’m your only friend I’m not Ashley your friend But I’m a little glowing friend But really I’m not actually your friend But I am Peter Murrell, Murray Foote, Nicola Sturgeon Who watches over…


Still DREich

  Remix of Still D.R.E as Snoop Dogg comes to Glasgow in the rain and is greeted by a bagpiper. see also: Bagpipe Music Jocko Euro


Walking On The Weaker

  Late last night I went for a walk Down by the river near one of my homes I couldn’t believe with my own eyes And I swear I’ll never leave my home again Well,…


Only You Guys

  Who can nick your rights and now say everything’s alright They’ve brought them back again to tell you you’re our bestest friend Only you guys, only here Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh only you…


Katy Tried

  Katy tried She was halfway crucified She was on the other side Of no tomorrow She walked in And her life began again Then it turned into disaster And to sorrow So she’s gone…


Douglas Useless

Celtic fans have spoken. Well, hello, my name is Douglas Douglas Useless I am the new Scottish Tory boss The only thing that people know about me Is that I hate gypsies and I am…