Babybel’s Angels
Some people say that Bristol councillors are yokels Lookin’ for to bring about a fast food ban As motorcycle gangs are terrorising locals After being fed cheese toasties from a van Lock up your…
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She Sells Brexit
Red lorry, yellow lorry Parking on a runway Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled Brexit It’s insane Little Billy Brexit Won’t eat Greggs shit If he sees a vegetable he decks it He’s…
Give Peas A Chance
Every cunt’s banging on about parsnips and all that Every cunt’s banging on about parsnips and all that Parsnips, parsnips, parsnips Every cunt’s banging on about parsnips and all that, so All we are…
Where Do Santa’s Reindeer Shit?
Where do Santa’s reindeer shit? It must be in the skyImagine walking under it and being hit in the eyeYou’d think the streets on Christmas day would be quite a stink That’s why you’ll always…
Nanny Is A Nazi
I am Jacob, look at me I’m fwom the nineteenth centuwy I know Latin, I know Gweek That mummy May has got a cheek She said that I was a big baby But it’s…
Raking Bad
The President of America met the President of Finland The President of America met the President of Finland Apparently they talked about raking the forest floor But one president said the other was just…
Man Spider
R.I.P. Stan Lee ManSpider, ManSpider, does whatever a man can, Spreads his legs, when he sits Explains why you’re wrong and looks at your tits Look out, here comes the Man Spider Is he wrong…
Jim Acosta In The White House
Jim Acosta in the White House I don’t like how you speak to me Or the way you treat Sarah Huckabee Mia Love gave me no love I’m not sure that I should be…
Have A Plate Of Tripe
It’s World Tripe Day. Get stuck in. Better believe the hype It’s not just oldies who like tripe I have it on good authority That Little Mix and Beyoncé Are huge fans of this delicacy…
The Ravages Of Rampant Capitalism
On your mobilty vehicle photoshoot Do you ever think the love of money is the root Of all evil. Nostalgia for Thatcherism In the ravages of rampant capitalism A world intent on being mean Deserves…