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My Inner Dictator

I’m the Tory MP for Aberdeen South I like to slag the SNP with my oversized mouth People say I am a bit insane Cos I sat on the throne of Saddam Hussein What a…


Jakeballs

From the album Questionable Times by Half Bam Half Whisky, hear Loki and the ‘woman in white’ giving it laldy on an edition from Scotland. Listen here  Please follow and like us:


Gammon

I say! We’re Gammon: Our cheeks have a magenta hue. We’re Gammon: And we  really like Brexit too BBC Question Time, we can shout out anytime With bulging eyes and bulging vein or two Everyday…


Katie Hopkins Ketamine

  Forget your skag, forget your ching Try Katie Hopkins ketamine Give up the fags and heroin Try Katie Hopkins ketamine It’ll get you high, it’ll make you sick It’ll make you bigoted and thick…


Davey I Love You

I’m Alex Cole Hamilton I find it so insulting That my pal Davey’s been abused He’s got a beard and glasses The SNP think that is A reason to be really rude If you diss…


Girther

Now there’s a doctor – the best in the land His name is Ronny Jackson He says I have incredible genes It’s true – they make me look real slim I’m in great shape, svelte,…


Toby Young, Oh What A Twat

Toby Young, oh what a twat But he’s got a caustic wit Toby Young, oh what a twat Deleting all his tweets about tits How To Lose Friends – a speciality A pal of Boris…