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Malcolm Tucker Free!

After an intense Daily Reckless campaign including overnight candlelit vigils outside HMP Twitter, Malcolm Tucker is finally released.  A relieved Tucker had this to say: Please Indulge Evasiveness Regarding Some Manifestations Of Resistive Gibberish And…



Inflatable Donald

In Every Nightmare A Republican (title copyright Robyn Hitchcock) Deluxe and delightful. I blew up your body, but you blew my mind.   from the album Cunt Of The Century by Supertrump Please follow and…



Supercallousfragileracistsexistlyingpotus

Everybody’s ready for Friday the thirteenth When Donny comes a calling we’ll be armed to the teeth From John O’Groats to Lands End and all points inbetween Protesting and singing songs outrageous and obscene Supercallousfragileracistsexistlyingpotus…


My Absolut Boy Novichok

  My boy Novichok You make my heart go giddyup You make my insides quiver Fuck my kidneys and liver Whoa oh, my boy Novichok If somebody pegs it It’ll take their minds off Brexit…


My Inner Dictator

I’m the Tory MP for Aberdeen South I like to slag the SNP with my oversized mouth People say I am a bit insane Cos I sat on the throne of Saddam Hussein What a…


Jakeballs

From the album Questionable Times by Half Bam Half Whisky, hear Loki and the ‘woman in white’ giving it laldy on an edition from Scotland. Listen here  Please follow and like us:


Gammon

I say! We’re Gammon: Our cheeks have a magenta hue. We’re Gammon: And we  really like Brexit too BBC Question Time, we can shout out anytime With bulging eyes and bulging vein or two Everyday…


Katie Hopkins Ketamine

  Forget your skag, forget your ching Try Katie Hopkins ketamine Give up the fags and heroin Try Katie Hopkins ketamine It’ll get you high, it’ll make you sick It’ll make you bigoted and thick…