Sweep singing ‘Sausages are lovely.’ If you know who made the picture let me know. see also:

  Scotland’s most northern island gets the Bloodhound Gang treatment.

  A Trump too far. Donald hits the sharts at No.(U)2. see also:

  When I was a young boy My mamma said to me There’s only one food in the world for you Made from girders and protein Irn Bru pork swirls Irn Bru pork swirls From…

  Everybody’s favourite dance. Gie it laldy. see also:

  Love is all around me – I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes on the chaise longue. see also:

Edwin Morgan reading ‘Trio’ backed by ‘Boom Boom’ by Trio. Orphean sprig! Melting baby! Warm Chihuahua! see also:

  He’s a Begbie boy in a Begbie world, ken? inspired by this pic by monkeon:

  Stewart Lee reads from Steve Hanley’s book The Big Midweek backed by ‘Last Commands Of Xyralothep Via M.E.S.’