Poundland headband decoration Poundland headband decoration Poundland headband decoration Poundland headband decoration Milf sword thirst* The heroine of the coronation (Poundland headband decoration) Four cats, forecast: ruination (Poundland headband decoration) A million tories burst…
Here’s a stramash-up of Nick Kroll and Dizzee Rascal. see also: Two Supes Sammy And His Staunch Sausages
A stramashup of The High Kings version of Marie’s Wedding with a wired Bo Diddley twist. see also: Bagpipe Music Fist Pumping With IDS
I’ve got friends in low places You don’t want to go there Their miserable faces Can only sit and stare Nothing’s lovely All the time I’ve got friends in high places You don’t want…
A stramash-up of ‘Something Else’ by The Sex Pistols with dialogue from the TV series Guilt. see also: I Accept The Fall Peninsula Mentality
Eh, I made a song of the emergency alert I am not alarmed but my ears are hurt So now if it goes off and just before you’re dead You won’t be able to…
If you’re feeling insular Get to a peninsula Like South Korea, Italy or Fife You can escape the commonplace If you are willing to embrace The peninsular mentality of life If you’ve got a…
Rubbing myself with filthy headlines Preparing an online diatribe Spoonfeed me delicious made up outrage Make me feel alive Anger me! Sully my childhood memories! More upset! MORE! Culture wars and culture bores Fighting…
There’s a squirrel in my house Squirrelling memories Squirelling money Where Peter used to be Only shadows from the past I see Time seems to have erased The vision of his smiling face Now…
Paul O’Grady meets Chumbawamba. Altogether now! It’s the same the whole world over It’s the poor what gets the blame It’s the rich what gets the pleasure Ain’t it all a bloomin’ shame… see…