When I was a young boy
My mamma said to me
There’s only one food in the world for you
Made from girders and protein
Irn Bru pork swirls
Irn Bru pork swirls
From the butcher
You cannae get them fae Waitrose
Do they even sell Irn Bru?
What’s the recipe? No-one knows
But it’s definitely good for you
Irn Bru pork swirls, Irn Bru pork swirls
From the butcher
Irn Bru pork swirls, Irn Bru pork swirls
They’re the future
Irn Bru pork swirls, Irn Bru pork swirls
How could you?
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