After seeing Nicola Sturgeon pictured with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez drinking Irn Bru, raging Scottish Tories get Douglas Ross to share a Tizer with Kirstie Allsop.*

 

I hear that you have changed your famous recipe
From eight teaspoons of sugar down to four
And now a nation mourns that rotting their teeth
Will take them twice as long as before

Irn Brury
Fire and Fury
Oh how sweet that flavour used to be
Now it’s only imitation
Like that imitation presidency

That book tells us the baby has been coddled
He’s a little bit cunty, we’re a little bit rock n roll
So we should send our Irn Bru to Donald
Cos we’re still second in obesity levels

Irn Brury
Fire and Fury
Oh how weird his haircut seems to be
But it has its limitations
Like the elastic on his nappy

 

from the LP Ya Dirty Wee Country Album by Half Bam Half Whisky

*from a tweet by @Smicht

 

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