Life On Barrs

 

It’s a godawful Scots affair
To the guy with the ginger hair
In his tammy, he’s yelling ‘No’
He’s been conditioned to say so
Gordon Brown is nowhere to be seen
As we walk through a tartan dream
There’s a shortage of CO2
Which they need to make Irn Bru

But the story’s a saddening bore
And we’ve heard it ten times before
I could spit in the eyes of fools
As they ask us to focus on
Dead cats, oh look there’s a squirrel
Oh man, look at those spad men go
It’s the freakiest show
Take a look at them all, man
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man, wonder if they’ll ever know
They’re in a best selling show
This is life on Barrs

 

see also:

https://www.dailyreckless.com/2018/05/10/irn-brury-fire-and-fury/

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