As the crisp shortage bites, we remember Mark E Smith’s name for Gary Lineker – Crisp Man.
Gary Lineker
On the telly desolate
Will nature make a man of me yet?
He’s in this Walkers ad
This Crisp Man
Match Of The Day’s complexity
When the leather runs smooth
On the punters’ seat
I would go out tonight
But I haven’t got Lee Dixon hair
This man said “It’s gruesome that cunt Alan Hansen should care”
A jumped up Leicester boy
Who never knew his place
He said “return the crisp”
He knows Mark Lawrenson
He knows Mark Lawrenson
I can’t go out tonight
Cos I want to watch Alan Shearer
This man said “It’s gruesome that some cunt like Hansen should care”
Na, na-na, na-na, na-na, this crisp man …
Na, na-na, na-na, na-na, this crisp man …
A jumped up Leicester boy
Who never knew his place
He said “return the crisp”
He knows Mark Lawrenson
He knows Mark Lawrenson
He knows that cunt Mark Lawrenson
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