{Erling Haaland talks about vikings and stuff}

And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain, ha-ha-ha

Norway

[Bjørge Lillelien commentary from 1981}

Norway have beaten England 2-1 in football!
We’re the best in the world!
We’re the best in the world!
We’ve beaten England 2-1 in football!
It is unbelievable! We have beaten England!
England – the home of giants.

Sir Winston Churchill.
Sir Anthony Eden.
Clement Attlee.
Henry Cooper.
Lady Diana.
We’ve beaten them all!

Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?
Maggie Thatcher, I have a message for your election campaign.
We have a message for you.
We have knocked England out of the World Cup.
Maggie Thatcher, as they say in your language in the boxing bars around Madison Square Garden in New York:
“Your boys took a hell of a beating!”
Your boys took a hell of a beating!
Maggie Thatcher.
Norway has beaten England at football.
We’re the best in the world!