Raking Bad
The President of America met the President of Finland The President of America met the President of Finland Apparently they talked about raking the forest floor But one president said the other was just…
Politics
A Pig Boy Did It And Ran Away
How has it come to this you say? A pig boy did it and ran away We’re in the shit, he’s making hay A pig boy did it and ran away We used to…
The Diarrhoea Of A Madwoman (I Resign)
This is a Brexit Got the runs in the end It touches almost every area And am I going to see this through? Yes Brexit’s good to me, you know It makes me feel…
I Am Not A Fish-Thrower
I am not a fish-thrower, Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum. Call me Jacob unless you are from Cambridge Analytica Oi! I don’t have to work hard. Ya ha deedle deedle,…
Old English Spangles (Send In The Brexiting Clowns)
If every child in the country doesn’t get more packets of Old English Spangles than they can eat in a lifetime on the 30th of March, Theresa May and her sorry crew of twitching wankers…
My Cuckoo Queue
Andrew Neil is forced to delete his creepy misogynystic tweet. But he’s still a massive smug faced cock for calling Bobby Gillespie a miserable Jock… Queue, queue for the E.U. That’s what they said we’ll have…
Jim Acosta In The White House
Jim Acosta in the White House I don’t like how you speak to me Or the way you treat Sarah Huckabee Mia Love gave me no love I’m not sure that I should be…
A Good Day For The White House
The US Democrats have taken control of the House of Representatives in the mid-term elections, dealing a blow to President Donald Trump. So, maybe not such a good day for Doxy… I can hardly remember…
Iran’s So Far Away
On Pennsylvania Avenue I never thought I’d need to read a book Need to read a book But this one’s called an atlas and It’s got pictures of sky and sand So I looked up…
Fuck A Dead Pig
David Cameron is threatening to return to front line politics. As Guy Fawkes Night looms, let us never forget… Fuck a dead pig like the leader of the country Fuck a dead pig in the…