Politics

Take A Chancer Like Me

So farewell then, Alba…   If you get the time Can you stand in line Cos we want to be Like Abba you see If you need a tribute band We’re the ones We’re from…


Fuckwit Sarwar

  Fuckwit Sarwar, Fuckwit Sarwar, Fuckwit Sarwar, Fuckwit Sarwar, Fuckwit Sarwar, Fuckwit Sarwar, Fuckwit Sarwar, Fuckwit Sarwar, In the Scottish Labour Party they’re having quite a thing Calling their leader a fuckwit Everybody sing! see…


She’s Got It

  Updated version of the Suella Braverman track from the album ‘Now That’s What I Call Nat C.’ Full album available for free here. see also:


Your Party

words by the Your Party conference and Mark E Smith, vocals: John Dredge, Mark E Smith, music: Your Heart Out by The Fall.   Dogs put down the Queen Antique real jump. Ridiculous. Join their…


Manhattan Coat

  I’m standing on the top of the rock In my new jersey and socks And my Manhattan coat I flew over to New York City, Delta Flight 9A I wondered up 5th Avenue to…


I Don’t Know Prince Andrew

  I’ve been around for such a long time now I still remember overthrowing Chairman Mao And it was my idea to build Stonehenge I invented sausages and common sense So I don’t care what…


Laughtivism

Portland Frog demonstrates the continuing power of laughtivism   Do you remember the Irony Revolution When we hilariously overthrew capitalism with our sarcastic cynicism and caustic wit The snark and the sneer at the heart…


Manchild (Dross remix)

  Douglas Ross throws another tantrum and threatens to thcweam and thcweam until he’s thick. Cos he can. see also: Douglas Ross Ya Fucking Wanker


Kicked In The Head By A Horse

  (Turn around) every now and then I get a little bit anxious And there’s no-one else around (Turn around) every now and then I get a little bit tired Of listening to you pounding…


This Ain’t War, This Is Genocide

  And in the death As the last few corpses lay rotting in the slimy thoroughfare (Satan was unavailable) Red mutant eyes gazed down on hunger city This ain’t war, this is genocide see also: