So farewell then, Ross Thomson, finally caught out after a career of duplicity and lies. Here’s one of his greatest hits when he was tricked by a TV crew into believing a fake drug…

  Indy’s coming, indy’s coming, Indy’s coming down the road, When you hear the noise of the indy girls and boys Indy’s coming down the road Brexit’s coming, Brexit’s coming, Brexit’s coming down the road,…

  Everybody’s talking about The government regiment, vehement management Embarrassment in Parliament Postponement entanglement Impeachment excrement Stick it up your fundament All we are saying is gie us some peace All we are saying is…

  So this is Christmas And what have you done? Not Brexit for starters Says Boris Johnson So this is Christmas And what have we done? We fucked up the country with a referendum –…

  Ban it from the streets of London Barcelona, Santiago, Hong Kong I wonder to myself Will life ever be sane again After another general election I wonder to myself What hope for the Brexiteers…

  Christ, it’s hard to watch Iain Duncan Smith on TV Without throwing a brick – I’m sure you’ll agree And this seems to be happening more frequently Bring back the test card in the…

  Everybody’s arguing about a date The 12th or 9th – is it too late? But nobody wants candidates at their door We’ve had them so many times before And every time the government wins…

  Take the last train to Orkney Make sure Corbyn’s at the station You can get aboard at Porty And change at Thurso station Don’t be slow Oh no no no, oh no no no…