Rutherglen
Once upon a time not so very long ago There was a little thing called a lockdown, oh You had to stay at home and listen to the radio Then came a man with…
Politics
Hydroxychloroquine
I’m a streetwalking cheetah with a heart full of hydroxychloroquine* I’ve got my finger on the button of the nuclear bomb machine I am the world’s best baby boy The one who searches and…
Think Of A Number
Think of a number Double it, bubble it Cash in, eat out Where there’s a till there’s a way Self-isolate, immolate Cummings is a decent bloke Apologies, I misspoke words by Glenda Young, Writer…
I Wanna See A Great Tit
Look closely at the tits on the picture. Well played. Here’s a song from Birdwatching For Punks to celebrate: 20, 30, 40, 50 sparrows to go I wanna see a great tit Not a…
Completely Asunder
It’s completely asunder Nobody in the country knows what’s going on Nobody in there knows what’s going on And you know nothing about what’s going on even inside the cabinet The cabinet’s at sea…
Stupidology
Vote him out Vote him out… You can’t escape stupidology The way that he talks The way that he walks It’s there in his thoughts He’s gonna cause a catastrophe The way that he…
Gove On 45
Right now, right now, right now it’s time to take back control Kick out the bams, motherfuckers Gove, Gove Gove,Gove Let’s do it. You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock. This…
Chris Whitty
Step up to the podium Lockdown, isn’t it a pity Here’s the CMO, Chris Whitty Compared to Matt Hancock, he’s pretty He’s a fan of Scritti Polliti All around, people looking half dead But…
Rogue State
Rogue, rogue, rogue state That’s what we’re heading for We are breaking international law Rogue, rogue, rogue state That’s what you voted for Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily Merrily fuck you all
Scottish Tory Six Chip Twat
I’m an MP child with a dead-end smile And a worm’s-eye point of view I know my way round Kincardine, eh? But I haven’t got a clue Now I regularly get asked as Conservative…