Politics

Go Brexit

  (Together) we will leave someday (Together) never mind about Scotland eh? (Together) and Northern Ireland (Together) looks like you’ve made your own plans (Together) you keep saying we’re better (Together) you even write love…


Stand And Deliver

I’m the dour Scotsman that you’re too scared to mention I spent your cash on banking gash And nuclear deterrents The devil take your principles And socialist intentions You’re all a bunch of bigots And…


Let’s Get Fiscal

About a trillion dollars has been spent to re-capitalise the banks There’s about seven trillion dollars in guarantees for the banks Good bank, bad bank Good bank, bad bank You’ve got to isolate the bad…


Dour Prudence

Dour Prudence – that’s my philosophy Dour Prudence – I’m gonna make you pay I’ve been a dour cunt all my life On account of me being fay Fife Dour Prudence Won’t you open up…



Nothing Has Changed

  Don’t you hate the way she seems to enjoy it? Clinging on to power like piles Round the arse of British politics Totally in denial Nothing’s happening and it’s happening right now But that’s…


May’s Monkeys

  Here we come Walking down the street Our organ grinder is running Through a field of wheat Hey hey we’re her monkeys People say we monkey around We’re flinging shit at strangers And rampaging…


Cuntissentially Cuntish

Ooh baby life’s just chaotic The prime minister is robotic It’s cuntissentially idiotic Dumb, desperate and despotic Together whatever we recall now Cuntissentially means fuck all now Whatever mystery life’s about There’s no doubt we’ll…


Crush The Saboteurs

Theresa laughs at the Daily Mail graphs She loves to be one of the girls She lives in the place in the side of our lives Where people love Olly Murs She turns herself ’round…


Girther

Now there’s a doctor – the best in the land His name is Ronny Jackson He says I have incredible genes It’s true – they make me look real slim I’m in great shape, svelte,…