Politics

Indy’s Coming

  Indy’s coming, indy’s coming, Indy’s coming down the road, When you hear the noise of the indy girls and boys Indy’s coming down the road Brexit’s coming, Brexit’s coming, Brexit’s coming down the road,…


Back Door Boris

  Back Door Boris, Back Door Boris He isn’t quite sure what a front door is They let him in the front To see his cabinet of cunts But then they chuck him out of…


Boos, Boris, It’s Boos

  Boos, Boris, it’s boos That’s what you are hearing We can’t hear the news For all of the jeering Even in the countryside The cows don’t go moo It’s boos, Boris, it’s boos Always…


Telt!

  Telt, he needed telling Telt, he’s such a bellend Telt, you know he needed telling, telt When Boris Johnson came up to Edinburgh He thought he’d pop along to Bute House to see Nicola…


The Laughing Nob

  I was watching bloody Newsnight, When I saw a Billy Bunter And he was a little old man ([Hello!]) In drab black and gray, chuckling away Well he trotted out the usual As he…


I Am The Boris

  Coup! Coup! Thur’s been a coup In yonder Westminster, a cunt’s Who’s Who It hasnae moved cos it’s still there noo I am the Boris goo ga choob Dorries is in rude health Every…


Union Jack

  Alister Jack is the new Scottish Secretary He is even more Tory than Bryan Ferry He’s got 1200 acres – he isn’t sharing In Dumfries and Gallowahey – he isn’t caring He flies the…


Hot Take

Well I’ve seen the latest news and I’ve got a point of view ahaha The Labour manifesto is like the 70s oh what a laugh T.Rex in the charts and we all read Karl Marx…


Crazy Boris (Approaching Menace version)

I added ‘Approaching Menace’ (the Mastermind theme tune) to the start of this version of Crazy Boris because well…   There’s an arsehole with floppy hair Yes, it’s Boris Johnson, he was London Mayor He’s…


Arse

An album of songs about Boris Johnson. Track listing: This Charmless Man Gammon People Boris Is A Lying Cunt Brexit And America Crazy Boris Kim Darroch We Have Blinked Bendy Bus Boris Brexit Clown Boris…