Politics

Raw Sewage

  Down on the beach on the Kent coast They’re growing poop tomatoes Raw sewage is sure to come-a-running to you Shit flowing into the sea, watch it pour Hundreds of tomatoes growing on the…


Close To Royalty

  Why do birds fall down from the sky, Every time you walk by? Unlike me, you’re a member of the royal family With a shotgun* Why do fools get down on one knee For…


Irn Brury Fire and Fury

After seeing Nicola Sturgeon pictured with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez drinking Irn Bru, raging Scottish Tories get Douglas Ross to share a Tizer with Kirstie Allsop.*   I hear that you have changed your famous recipe From…


Kakistocracy

  Kakistocracy Please wear your mask dear The Lord above can see you Don’t you know people are dying to meet ya Bumble on, elbow bump, Benny Hill eejit This is what people want, they…


Glasgow

  After the largest rally the city has ever seen, here’s Alasdair Gray himself on Glasgow.   from the album Lanarky by Tommy Mackay see also: Lanarky Occupy The World


The Loch Ness Monster

  Cop brains are fried through misuse Through misuse, through misuse COP26 cop abuse Cop abuse, cop abuse With all your pals, you’re let loose You’re let loose, you’re let loose Take off, get out,…


Boris Just Wanna Have Fun

  I wish I could have a big motorcade like Biden You can! I can’t. I’ve got to pretend to save the world so dream on You can! I can’t. I’ve got to sleep off…


COP26

  COP 26 There’ll be some dirty tricks And top politics From a bunch of hypocrites Greta better stay out on strike No pope, no queen, no President Xi At COP 26 We’re all in…


Rishi Sunak

  His daddy in law is a billionaire He’s got a few bob himself to be fair He’s risen smoothly from private schooling you see On to Oxford and then the city Now he’s the…


Scottish Hospitality Group

  One man and his website Tried to fool the BBC Into thinking he was all of Scottish hospitality But he should’ve known better It didn’t work out too well Turns out it was just…