Born Wealthy
Wig boy wall boy Dirty numb torture boy Special relationship She was a Tory boy She was a Thatcher boy Brexit boy Theresa Appeaser boy You had plans girl boy and steel boy You had…
Politics
George Osborne Stance
Sajid David, a keen adopter of the power stance has given permission for us to repost this. See the original video of The George Osborne Stance featuring music by Half Bam Half Whisky here: Please…
Schrödinger’s Referendum (Can I Get A Reset?)
Schrödinger Referendum is on and off the table as well Oh bloody hell It’s a humdinger Neverending thought experiment Such an entanglement Remind me to never let him Babysit my cat again Is it a…
Rory Stewart (Let’s Talk About Brexit)
I fell down the stairs, cracked my ribs And try to be authentic and spontaneous So, what I’m saying there is that I have, unfortunately, principles Let’s talk about Brexit, eh? I am Ro…
Scottish Labour
There was a Labour, a Scottish Labour It travelled far away from all it stood for, hey! It went through leaders like bottom feeders They had more line up changes than The Fall …
Let’s Meet The Contestants
My name’s Jean Paul Saltire, I’m angsty and tight Like a moderator on The Guardian website Hell is other people and I should know This is my father Plato Hi, I’m Karl Marx, I wrote…
Nausea
Will we ever make it to the next round (Mathematically possible) I’m too damn anxious, I’m too damn down (Mathematically possible) N.A.U.S.E.A – Nausea If you like uncertainty, stick around (Mathematically possible) And watch this…
Hings Are Gonna Get Worserer
I have done my best I have done everything I can Sadly I have not been able to do her majesty the queen I tried three times It is and will always remain a…
Tears For Peers
People say I’m cold That I sold my soul for gold But really I’m a mess of emotions Maggie Thatcher made me quiver Boris Johnson makes me simper I shed a tear at the…
Goodbye To May
Goodbye to May, goodbye to May, She made a pig’s ear of Brexit Goodbye to May, goodbye to May, Well at least she didn’t actually shag a pig [Chorus] She’s obscene, can’t you see…