Politics



Ruth Britannia

  Ruth Britannia, can ya rule the plebs? They are getting uppity again Douglas loves ya and wants to declare war He couldnae fight a cold without asking his maw


Ballad Of Matt The Hancock

  I’m Hancock, I contemplate The value of our precious union state I look off into the middle distance I know better than any of you cunts Every time you say Hancock It reminds you…


Take A Chancer Like Me

  If you get the time Can you stand in line Cos we want to be Like Abba you see If you need a tribute band We’re the ones We’re from Scotland And cooler than…


It’s Different For Toffs

  What the hell is wrong with Panama? I can’t seem to say or do the right thing Wish I was in Bananarama Then I would be Really Saying Something Vic says, I don’t belieeeeeve…


Halfway Down The Steps

  Halfway down the steps is a step where I sit There isn’t any other step quite like it I’m not at the bottom, I’m not at the top So this is the step where…


When Will I Be Ruth Davidson?

  Yes, you’re suitably at one With The Scotsman and The Sun Yes, you are You’ve read Karl Marx And you’ve taught yourself to dance You’re the best by far But you keep asking the…


Laughtivism

  Do you remember the Irony Revolution When we hilariously overthrew capitalism with our sarcastic cynicism and caustic wit The snark and the sneer at the heart of it Armed with barbed bon mots How…


Zippy and George

  Zippy’s always running around Trying to find controversy He needs all the world to confirm He isn’t a loony George watches the balls Waves a flag and shouts too loud Zippy thinks the world…