Politics

Nae Tommy, Nae Song

  Young man, there’s no need to feel down I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground I said, young man, there’s a new word in town And it sounds just like nae Tommy…


Get It Up Ye

  Isn’t it ironic that the Conservatives are now saying you should have voted for our crap deal and, no luck, we’ve made the deal even crappier. So get it up ye! Does that not…


Keir Starmer

  Who is this guy? Keir Starmer – I thought he was a Tory but he’s another Labour phony Oh oh Squeaky bum time yeah Keir Starmer – is he better than Jess Phillips? Is…


Iran’s So Far Away

  On Pennsylvania Avenue I never thought I’d need to read a book Need to read a book But this one’s called an atlas and It’s got pictures of sky and sand So I looked…


Here In Scotland

  Here, there are lots of things to do And panoramic views Of countryside completely surrounding you And here there’s plenty Labour tears You’re never getting back, never, never Basically, I guess it could be…


Ava Mhairi Ah!

  I’ll pledge allegiance to the Queen For the purposes of the job Or swear on the life of my Auntie Jean I cannae just shut ma gob I’ll cross my fingers as I speak…


Working Class Tory

  If you’re feeling torn, if you feel out of place There’s no point in shooting yourself in the face Know your enemy, don’t be a disgrace A working class tory is something to be…


Impeaches

  Trumpy is a cunty, He’s gonna eat a lot of peaches Cunty, cunty, cunty, Impeach, impeach, impeachy He’s acting like a monkey Throwing round his faeces Trumpy is a cunty, Impeach, impeach, impeachy Worms…


Shagger

  Hear this Labour gang, if you want to be popular again The name ‘Labour’ is so old, turgid and *laboured* and a massive turn-off in this day and age, whether you’re left or centre….


Maggie Made Me

  Wake up, Maggie, I think I got something to say to you You might be fucking dead, but there’s someone here instead making me feel true blue I know I keep people amused, but…