Politics

They Shoot Horseshit Don’t They?

  Here we go Round and round the floor Together in shite Pure bullshit Over bloody Brexit Whatever This time Theresa and Jeremy We should put them out of their misery Whatever It’s time They…


Walking Bollock Naked In The Ochils

As protesters make their mark on the glass panels at Westminster, the Reckless uses it as an excuse to recall a 2013 news story about a chap spotted walking bare naked scuddy in the hills…


Do The Zombie

Newsnight’s political editor, Nicholas Watt, quotes a cabinet minister, who, when asked why May is  pressing ahead with a vote she knows she’ll lose, answers: “Fuck knows. I’m past caring. It’s like the living dead…


Goodbye To May

  Goodbye to May, goodbye to May, She made a pig’s ear of Brexit Goodbye to May, goodbye to May, Well at least she didn’t actually shag a pig [Chorus] She’s obscene, can’t you see…


Campbell’s Sauce

Alastair Campbell wrote saucy diaries Tony Blair gave good hair, His smile was better than Cherie’s And all the time Ali fancied Tony rotten, While trying to pretend that he was tough, The thing that…


Kezmania

Wotcha gonna do brother Wotcha gonna do When Kezmania runs wild on you Whoever thought reality Was important for an MSP Kezia Dugdale’s changed her tune From carping on the sidelines to howling at the…


We Have Blinked

  Goodbye EU mistrusted friend We’ve known each other since I was nine or ten Together we learned Portugese Learned of aubergines and cheese Fell on our arses and our knees I’ve read the bible…


Uri Geller

  Good evening Here’s a letter; In case you cannot read It’s from a fake illusionist to a fake delusionist Who’s not doing very well Oh well, his name is Uri Geller He’s such a…


A ‘B’ Road

Half Bam Half Whisky present a unique concept album following the progress of Nigel Farage and his mad March marchers as they travel from Wonderland to Lundun.  Never mind Abbey Road, here’s a ‘B’ Road….


Sensible Shoes

  Sensible shoes, people Sensible shoes We’ve got a lot of marching and protesting to do Sensible shoes, people Sensible shoes It will be nourishing for our souls, so make sure your soles are new…