Politics

The Hoover

  So farewell then, Ross Thomson, finally caught out after a career of duplicity and lies. Here’s one of his greatest hits when he was tricked by a TV crew into believing a fake drug…


Indy’s Coming

  Indy’s coming, indy’s coming, Indy’s coming down the road, When you hear the noise of the indy girls and boys Indy’s coming down the road Brexit’s coming, Brexit’s coming, Brexit’s coming down the road,…


Gie Us Some Peace

  Everybody’s talking about The government regiment, vehement management Embarrassment in Parliament Postponement entanglement Impeachment excrement Stick it up your fundament All we are saying is gie us some peace All we are saying is…


Happy Xmas (Brexit’s Not Over)

  So this is Christmas And what have you done? Not Brexit for starters Says Boris Johnson So this is Christmas And what have we done? We fucked up the country with a referendum –…


Ban It

  Ban it from the streets of London Barcelona, Santiago, Hong Kong I wonder to myself Will life ever be sane again After another general election I wonder to myself What hope for the Brexiteers…


Elected

A throwback to an old Scottish Parliament election campaign.   I’m your top prime cut of meat in Scotch pies Ah wannae be elected I like my caramel logs deep fried Ah wannae be elected…


O Come All Ye Pundits

  Christ, it’s hard to watch Iain Duncan Smith on TV Without throwing a brick – I’m sure you’ll agree And this seems to be happening more frequently Bring back the test card in the…


Boos, Donald, It’s Boos

  Boos, Donald, it’s boos That’s what you are hearing We can’t hear the news For all of the jeering Even at the baseball game The crowd can’t stand you It’s boos, Donald, it’s boos…


What A State

  Everybody’s arguing about a date The 12th or 9th – is it too late? But nobody wants candidates at their door We’ve had them so many times before And every time the government wins…


Last Train To Orkney

  Take the last train to Orkney Make sure Corbyn’s at the station You can get aboard at Porty And change at Thurso station Don’t be slow Oh no no no, oh no no no…