Politics

Closer

  It’s closer than it’s ever been And now it’s even closer And now it’s even closer And now it’s even closer It’s closer than it’s ever been And now it’s even closer And now…


Send Him To America

  If you want to rebuild him, send him to America We don’t want him in Scotland, just throw him to the FBI Well, we’ve already got the toxic waste A government that we never…


Rock Around The Foulkes

  Lord Foulkes, Lord Foulkes, he’s out his box (he’s out his box) Lord Foulkes, he’s out his box (he’s out his box) Lord Foulkes, he’s out his box (he’s out his box) Lord Foulkes,…


Sniff On

  Let’s draw a line and snort it up our noses Chop, chop, move on let’s feed our psychosis Let’s celebrate and have another party Forget wine time, now it’s time for Charlie Sniff. sniffy,…


The Confidence Of W Turner Ross

  I have confidence in Boris Oh no, I’ve changed my mind again I don’t have confidence, I do, I don’t, I do! But not while we’re at war with Ukraine   see also: Halfway…


Axe Me

  Loch Ness is nice, and Loch Ness has a monster Who I still believe in And am keen to foster Skegness is nice, and Skegness is bracing It’s in Lincolnshire And is South East…


Vera Lynn Resurrected

  We’re bringing back the blitz Vera Lynn resurrected We’re gonna use the groat Imperial not metric Mmmm Brexit Eating tripe and gruel Watching Love Thy Neighbour And Mind Your Language And just for a…


The Ethics Advisor

  The ethics advisor arrived with a karaoke machine Saying now is the time to sing I Will Survive If you know what I mean If we ever get caught take full responsibility And say…


A Ploy Named Sue

  Well, I’m a cheatin’ rat and a son of a gun And I don’t give a toss about this country I run My main concerns are money, cake and booze Now, I don’t have…


Dearth Of A Party

  Yet another party Came as no surprise Why do they bother Waiting for Sue Gray Another day And he thought well well Go to another party And hang myself Gently on the shelf The…