Politics

Necessary Hashtags

  Necessary Hashtags Necessary Hashtags WhatsApp Encryption I can’t stand the RAM Inside my Windows What is all this memory? The internet’s a sham Oh I remember News on the BBC Google is for terror…



Wimbourne Town Football Club

  Minister of State for Illegal Migration, Michael Tomlinson, makes an arse of himself on TV, backed by ‘Kicker Conspiracy’ by The Fall. see also: Carrie Bag Man Married Two Kids On The Block  …


We Are The Undead

“Nobody has ever committed a crime after being executed,” says Tory deputy chairman, Lee Anderson.  We beg to differ. Reminds us of the soundtrack from the zombie football film, Wraith Rovers… Walking home through Beveridge…


Michelle And Albert

  Michelle Mone and Albert Einstein Shared a flat in Glasgow Cross He taught her his special theory She bought bras and pants and yachts Then the rona came to stay PPE = Much Cash…


In A Blissful Sepulchre A Trois

  In a blissful sepulchre a trois* Ian Murray, Keir and Thatcher Ding dong merrily huzzah Donner, Blitzen and Prancer Gloria Whose patter is the shite-est? *from the Greg Moodie cartoon from the album Reckless…


Lady Mone (Treacherous Scants Merchant)

The Conservative peer Michelle Mone and her children secretly received £29m originating from the profits of a PPE business that was awarded large government contracts after she recommended it to ministers   Lady Mone – tacky, tacky…


Nicola Sturgeon Stole My Skiing Holiday

  Nicola Sturgeon stole my skiing holiday From underneath my nose and silver spoon Now Humza wants to keep My extra earnings, what a creep He thinks I should just give up To feed the…


Ain’t No Boat

  He says “It’s not you – it’s me I need a little time, a little space a plane to fly myself away you know?” Oh yes, I know a liar when I hear one…


Margaret Thatcher Y Fronts

  Here come the “free speech” columnists Making profit for their boss Flexing their unsubtle wrists Tossing off some right wing toss In a national newspaper You’ll hear their constant moan Screaming out “Where’s our…