Politics

The Giving Of Fucks

  The day I stop giving a fuck is the day the fuckers win Even if all around us are losing their fucks and blaming the same fucking thing These fucking times we live in…



You Bet

  “I’ll bet you a thousand pounds to a refugee charity you don’t get anybody on those planes before the election. Will you take that bet?” “Well I want to get the people on the…


Chesterfield

  From the Reckless vaults – Moira Stewart reads out the names of the candidates for the Chesterfield by-election in 1984, backed by Johnny Cash.   see also: I Get So Drunk I Don’t Know…


Daddy Was A Toolmaker

  Daddy was a toolmaker Mummy was a nurse They said things can only get better But they got a whole lot worse So if you want change, forget the private jets And jump on…



Heavy Potato Encounter

  Scots Tory leader to resign. Or stand down. Or move away . Or something. see also: Manchild (Dross remix) Mike Oxmells


There’s A Shark

  New release from Supertrump. Everybody sing “There’s a shark ten yards away from the boat. Ten yards.” see also: Very Normal Innocent Men Cunt Of The Century – the song


Splash The Fash

  As the milkshake movement stages a comeback, we reminisce about past attacks… Well, shake it up, baby, now (Shake it up, baby) Splash the fash (splash the fash) C’mon c’mon, c’mon, c’mon, baby, now…