Politics

Raking Bad

  The President of America met the President of Finland The President of America met the President of Finland Apparently they talked about raking the forest floor But one president said the other was just…




I Am Not A Fish-Thrower

    I am not a fish-thrower, Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum. Call me Jacob unless you are from Cambridge Analytica Oi! I don’t have to work hard. Ya ha deedle deedle,…



My Cuckoo Queue

Andrew Neil is forced to delete his creepy misogynystic tweet. But he’s still a massive smug faced cock for calling Bobby Gillespie a miserable Jock… Queue, queue for the E.U. That’s what they said we’ll have…



A Good Day For The White House

The US Democrats have taken control of the House of Representatives in the mid-term elections, dealing a blow to President Donald Trump. So, maybe not such a good day for Doxy… I can hardly remember…


Iran’s So Far Away

On Pennsylvania Avenue I never thought I’d need to read a book Need to read a book But this one’s called an atlas and It’s got pictures of sky and sand So I looked up…


Fuck A Dead Pig

David Cameron is threatening to return to front line politics. As Guy Fawkes Night looms, let us never forget… Fuck a dead pig like the leader of the country Fuck a dead pig in the…