The Ravages Of Rampant Capitalism
On your mobilty vehicle photoshoot Do you ever think the love of money is the root Of all evil. Nostalgia for Thatcherism In the ravages of rampant capitalism A world intent on being mean…
Politics
Tony Blair’s Mortgage Advisor
Keir Hardie was the first, Arthur Henderson the worst, George Barnes, Ramsay MacDonald William Adamson, J. R. Clynes, George Lansbury, Clement Attlee – fun times Hugh Gaitskell, Harold Wilson, James Callaghan, Michael Foot, Neil…
Liz Truss Fundraiser
As Liz Truss prepares to launch her social media platform, her fundraising campaign starts with flogging off a triple album boxset of her greatest hits. Click below for the Thick Lizzy catalogue. Pork Markets Alive…
Lady Mone (Treacherous Scants Merchant)
Lady Mone – tacky, tacky Lady Mone She’s got a sumptuous apartment overlooking the Tower Bridge When she’s all alone she only has to open up the door of her fridge For the…
Impeaches
Trumpy is a cunty, He’s gonna eat a lot of peaches Cunty, cunty, cunty, Impeach, impeach, impeachy He’s acting like a monkey Throwing round his faeces Trumpy is a cunty, Impeach, impeach, impeachy Worms…
You Talk Shite, Hen
Desperate for entertainment So I turn the TV on There’s a Tory minister Being telt by Mhairi Black You talk shite, hen You talk a lot of shite Then I turn the twitter on…
Darkened Corridors
That saying that there is light at the end of the tunnel means zilch to me I stared as hard as is possible I’ll never be what you’re looking for So I walk along…
French People
Here’s Bjork listing some creatures that live on our planet. Backed by Randy Newman. see also:
Tractor Porn
I drove my tractor through your haystack last night Fnarr fnarr I made a film of it and it turned out alright But some guy in the house of commons watched it online And…
Trump Is A Cunt
It bears repeating… From the left to the right From the back to the front Everybody sing Trump is a cunt They say it’s just swearing That’s not big or clever I say whatever I’m…