The monkey on my back has started walking the dog
I’m a left wing agitator with a book to flog
My other monkey is updating my blog
I’m a left wing agitator with a book to flog

All this shit is lovely for the roses
I’m getting up all the right people’s noses

Breaking – How the Media Works – that’s me book
When it doesn’t, why it matters,
take a look
The monkeys have been typing for a thousand years
It’s never getting better, it’ll end in tears

If we concentrate and kiss and tell
We’ll all end up in AI, don’t know, hell?

This is a hackiography from us
Operatic in its obsequiousness

See you later alligator, give us a snog
I’m a left wing agitator with a book to flog
Shove it on a shelf or shove it in your bog
I’m a left wing agitator with a book to flog

I’m a left wing agitator
A left wing agitator
I’m a left wing agitator with a book to flog

 

Mic Wright’s book Breaking:How The Media Works out now.

see also:

Fucks Overdraft

Fuck The Mainstream Media