{John Mcternan speaks}

What can we do with Jeremy Corbyn?
Please can we all just ignore him?
He is just a bleeding thorn in
Our side, don’t encourage him

John McTernan says you’re unelectable

That boy’s too hot to handle
We need another scandal
You’re just a bunch of morons
Who needs these grassroots?
Come on

John McTernan says you’re unelectable

Hooray – here’s a crisis
All these new members are twice as
Bad as anything from ISIS
My professional advice is
Give me a crossbow

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