I’m a streetwalking cheetah with a heart full of hydroxychloroquine*
I’ve got my finger on the button of the nuclear bomb machine
I am the world’s best baby boy
The one who searches and destroys

Honey, gimme gimme bleach
Somebody gotta save my soul
Shine those UV rays in me

Look out honey, I’m using super duper technology
And I cannot say, never mind spell, apology
Soul radiation will make me great
Wait till you hear about Obamagate

Honey, gimme gimme bleach
Domestos for my soul
Shine those UV rays in me

And I’m the world’s best baby boy
The one who’s searchin’, searchin’ to destroy
And honey, I’m the world’s best baby boy
The one who’s searchin’, only to destroy

Best baby boy, best baby boy

Hydroxychloroquine!

Hydroxychloroquine
Pumping through my bloodstream
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to drive you wild
Wanna try?

 

*line by Andy Miller @i_am_mill_i_am

with apologies to Iggy & The Stooges, Abba and Queen