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Red Eyed And Reckless

Cabaret Voltaire’s album ‘Red Mecca’ mixed with Taylor Swift’s album ‘Red.’  This is what they want! Tracks: A State of Evil Sly Beautiful Tragic Red Landslide A Thousand Treacheries I Almost Do Red Mask Trouble…


There’s A Squirrel In My House

  There’s a squirrel in my house Squirrelling memories Squirelling money Where Peter used to be Only shadows from the past I see Time seems to have erased The vision of his smiling face Now…


C-People

  Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! We don’t understand the British people You can trust me You’ve done me wrong, your time is up You took a sip from the devil’s cup You broke my heart, there’s…


No Smacking, No Fracking, No Union Jacking

  S.C.O.T.L.A.N.D Massive heart, wee country Reject the landlord, reject the laird Celebrate John Logie Baird And Alexander Graham Bell I could make a list like Billy Joel But that would be just too cringey…


Fly Bonny Boat

  See that bonny boat like a bird on the wing Floating near Banff in the sky Bending the light, it’s a form of mirage Known as Fata Morgana Isn’t science wonderful? Things are not…


Lucy Rimmer R.I.P.

Another ex Fall member gone. Here’s Lucy Rimmer singing the Jeff Lynne song ‘Birthday’ from the Sinister Waltz compilation album.   She had a birthday yesterday, she cried Took off her glasses, let her hair…


A Hard List’s Gonna Leak

  Oh where did you find this list my son? It was on the internet Well read it out – go on Damien Green, first secretary of state, handsy at parties Dan Poulter, impregnated former…


I Hate You Butler

  Blakey in trouble after being reported to the polis for hate crime. From the album C’Mon My Bus by Snarks see also: Hasta Manana Arthur


Rowling Trolling, Trolling

  Rowling, trolling, trolling, keep them tweets a flowing, Keep the hatred growin’ Inside! Keep movin’, movin’, movin’ Though they’re disapprovin’ Keep them cybernats movin’ Online! Don’t try to understand ’em Just rope and throw…