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Hey Jo

  Hey Jo, where you goin’ with that cheque in your hand? Hey Jo, I said where you goin’ with that cheque in your hand? Alright I’m gonna take the SNP to court You know…


Boris Is A Lying Cunt

  The 31st of October That’s when it will be all over, yes it will That’ll be the day the UK dies I am Boris Johnson’s son Never heard nothin’ but bad things about him…


BBC – You’re An Embarrassment

As  yet more editing “mistakes” emerge, the Reckless rehashes an old BBC song…   Everyone’s waiting on World War Three But meanwhile over on the BBC They think it would be good historically To dramatise…


Relate

  Relate, he can’t do it When he’s asked to go do it Relate, he can’t do it To the working class Relate, can you do it? When you wanna suck to it Relate, can…


Evil Distraction

  Say it ain’t so, Jo. You had to confess it Your finger’s on the button and you’re dying to press it You think you’re being strong, but you’re just disingenuous Your grip on reality…


Dreich

  We’ve aw got problems and I’ll tell you why We cannae see the sun, we cannae see the sky Some people call it overcast or grey But if you want to describe it, there…


Just The Facts

  CCHQ FactcheckUK too Can you check some info for me please? James Cleverly Speak to me Try not to squirm on your knees It gets funny Prove it Just the facts You’re fucking mental…


See Emily Maitlis

  Emily Maitlis and her side-eye, She’s often inclined to scribble lots of rude words on her notepad There is a cock and balls She’s climbing up the walls She’s lost her mind and calls…


The Book Of Jenny Says

  Jenny says You know that I’ve been nothing but loyal Faithful, supportive and a true confidante of yours I’ve kept your secrets and I’ve been your friend Kelly says God that was crazy wasn’t…


No Sweat

  No sweat, my prince, no sweat No sweat, my prince, no sweat When I was under fire I did not perspire My oxters were drying up For another liar No sweat, my prince, no…