Hey Jo
Hey Jo, where you goin’ with that cheque in your hand? Hey Jo, I said where you goin’ with that cheque in your hand? Alright I’m gonna take the SNP to court You know…
News
Boris Is A Lying Cunt
The 31st of October That’s when it will be all over, yes it will That’ll be the day the UK dies I am Boris Johnson’s son Never heard nothin’ but bad things about him…
BBC – You’re An Embarrassment
As yet more editing “mistakes” emerge, the Reckless rehashes an old BBC song… Everyone’s waiting on World War Three But meanwhile over on the BBC They think it would be good historically To dramatise…
Relate
Relate, he can’t do it When he’s asked to go do it Relate, he can’t do it To the working class Relate, can you do it? When you wanna suck to it Relate, can…
Evil Distraction
Say it ain’t so, Jo. You had to confess it Your finger’s on the button and you’re dying to press it You think you’re being strong, but you’re just disingenuous Your grip on reality…
Dreich
We’ve aw got problems and I’ll tell you why We cannae see the sun, we cannae see the sky Some people call it overcast or grey But if you want to describe it, there…
Just The Facts
CCHQ FactcheckUK too Can you check some info for me please? James Cleverly Speak to me Try not to squirm on your knees It gets funny Prove it Just the facts You’re fucking mental…
See Emily Maitlis
Emily Maitlis and her side-eye, She’s often inclined to scribble lots of rude words on her notepad There is a cock and balls She’s climbing up the walls She’s lost her mind and calls…
The Book Of Jenny Says
Jenny says You know that I’ve been nothing but loyal Faithful, supportive and a true confidante of yours I’ve kept your secrets and I’ve been your friend Kelly says God that was crazy wasn’t…
No Sweat
No sweat, my prince, no sweat No sweat, my prince, no sweat When I was under fire I did not perspire My oxters were drying up For another liar No sweat, my prince, no…