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Sea Of Love

  Come with me, Donald Trump To the sea, the sea of love I want to show you how much I haven’t a clue Don’t forget how much I’m loved Admired, worshipped and adored I…


Oh Supertrump

  Trump promises to cure cancer, eradicate AIDS and land men on Mars… Please follow and like us:


Alcohol Minimum Pricing Bill

In Scotland,  alcohol sales drop as the government’s minimum pricing bill kicks in. So here’s the song of the same name from the musical Oliver Pissed. Listen here. I wake up in the morning with…


Iran’s So Far Away

On Pennsylvania Avenue I never thought I’d need to read a book Need to read a book But this one’s called an atlas and It’s got pictures of sky and sand So I looked up…


Fluffy Mundy

Scottish Secretary David Mundell decides to back Michael (Charlie) Gove for prime minister. Oh dearie me. Here comes Fluffy Mundy, he’s gonna step on you The Pistols had Bill Grundy, parliament’s got you Yer crunching…


Project Farce

Don’t come round here, Don’t come round here, We’ve done away with Project Fear We’ve moved on to Project Farce Boris Johnson – what an arse The cunt, the cunt, the country Is rudderless and…


European

Elton John opens the Reckless Eurovision Song Contest with a radical re-interpretation of Rocket Man:   If there is one thing in my life I’ve learned as I get older It’s the incredible healing power…


We Want Rockall

As Irish fishermen defy the Scottish government by entering the disputed waters off Rockall, we recall the classic They Might Be Gannets song:   Where was I? I forgot the point that I was making…


Manic Cuntday

Victoria Derbyshire becomes the latest contributor to Manic Cuntday, as she drops the C bomb on live TV while discussing Jeremy Hunt. See other previous contributors below… Anas Sarwar asked at the Scottish Parliament: “Does…


That’s A Junkie

As the Tories go full on Class A bonkers, we revisit an old handy musical guide to discover what stimulants everyone is taking. Please follow and like us: