Useless Fuck Pigs
The Covid inquiry throws up some truths. see also: Absolutely Fucked Entitlement, Coke And Champagne
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Mascot
As David Shrigley pulps ‘The DaVinci Code’ to republish ‘1984,’ here’s an ode to one of his earlier projects. If you support Partick Thistle And you go to their games You won’t hear the…
The Out There Mixes
A collection of ‘out there’ stramash-ups featuring strange bedfellows and the like. Tracks: I Am Illya Kuryakin If I Ruled The World London Corrie Leathery Canapace Feelings With Lulu and Les Mellie Mellie Mellie Nausea…
Schrödinger’s Referendum (Can I Get A Reset?)
Schrödinger Referendum is on and off the table as well Oh bloody hell It’s a humdinger Neverending thought experiment Such an entanglement Remind me to never let him Babysit my cat again Is it…
Captain Tom’s Daughter
Captain Tom’s Daughter meets Mark E Smith. A nation pukes. see also: Beatles Bones Peon Creep
Einstuerzende Neuwaddywaddy
Not a lot of people know that Showaddywaddy supported Einstuerzende Neubauten back in the day. Now, imagine what they would have sounded like if they collaborated. see also: Cabaret Voltaylor Do The Iceblink Conga
That Is What Cunts Do
Dodgy version of Penny Mordaunt’s ‘Stand up and fight’ speech. see also: Top Cunts – the song Milf Sword Thirst
Nicholas Witchell
He cowers in London Nicholas Witchell Royalty watcher, sycophant Kowtowing in London Nicholas Witchell Ingratiating and creepy as hell He’ll even defend Prince Andrew, what’s that all about? Gawd ‘elp us when the Queen…
Do The Iceblink Conga
Cocteau Twins meet Black Lace in a car crash conga. see also: Public Image (feat. Sam Fox and Lemmy) Beatles Bones
Woke Train
People all over the world Join hands Start a woke train, woke train People all over the world Join hands Start a woke train, woke train* The HS2 must be derailed in Engerland The…