Musk!
Why don’t you ask him if he’s going to stay? Why don’t you ask him if he’s going away? Why don’t you tell me what’s going on? Why won’t the text come through to…
News
We Are Bereft
I love watching twitter fall apart The blue tick people tearing out their hearts Cadaver eyes upon me see nothing I love the sadness in their eyes More farewells, more goodbyes I never even…
The Age Of Absurdity
Zuckerberg and Bezos in the house And Elon Musk aligned with Mars All the weird rich guys are in control And everyone up their own arse This is the dawning of the age of…
I’m Opposed To What You’re Doing
Get up! Go home! I’m opposed to what you’re doing Sho nuff see also: Petrol Station Wankers Power To All Our Friends (Except Scotland)
Rishi Kids
I’ll tell you somethin I think that you should know There ain’t much I care for So here I go Off on a jet plane to COP 27 To make things clear Turning my…
Comedy
Here I lie, in a lost and lonely part of town Held in time, in a world of tears I slowly drown I took control but I just can’t make it all alone I…
Rishi Sunak’s Trousers
Ain’t it fascinating the difference between the rich and in need You know there’s those who have the money but no taste And it looks like this guy’s budgie’s deid You’ve either got it…
I Am Not A Number
As Matt Highton pointed out here, the loose bauble in London was clearly the origin story to Rover in the Prisoner. So here’s an excuse to repost this stramash-up of Jonathan Richman and Patrick…
Say ‘Deliver’ One More Time
Constant repetition of Conservative catchphrases can be a tad irritating yes? see also: Strong And Stable Chemical Weapons
Trapped Inside The Happiest Place On Earth
Trapped inside the happiest place on Earth But we’re going for a ride – we may as well stay terrified Mickey Mouse is forcing us to stay In the house. Nobody is going away…