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Achoo

  Who knows what the wind’s gonna bring when the invalids sing La La’s with a powerful sting that’d stop any opera or any Bing Sing, spread the news across the land: All winners will…


Kirona Vi Rus

It should be safe to share this, but please wash your ears after listening. An E.P. of pandemic proportions.   Track Listing: I Touch My Face Is This Like Flu? I Saw Mommy Nicking Sanitisers…


I Saw Mommy Nicking Sanitisers

  I saw Mommy nicking sanitisers From the shelves in Boots on the high street She didn’t see me creep Up the aisle to have a peep She thought I was in WH Smith Buying…


I Touch My Face

  I wash my hands following government guidelines Singing God Save The Queen 54 times I miss out ‘Rebellious Scots to crush’ I can’t find anti-bacterial handcream in Lush Oh I’m a complete disgrace And…


Is This Like Flu?

  Is this like flu? Because people die of the flu And this is very unu…sual I’m not sure what to do, Is this like flu? Is this like flu? Do I have to self-isolate?…


Sue, You Are Shouting At Tea

  Boom, log on We’re not corporate we’re nice, can’t you see? Boom, log on We’re pretending we have empathy Log on We’re a corporation Pretending to be just like you Log on It’s just…


In The Name Of Jesus!

    As rabid eugenicist, Andrew Sabisky resigns, more volunteers come forward for Dominic Cummings’s barmy army… From the album Questionable Times by Half Bam Half Whisky. Listen here Please follow and like us:


Neil Oliver

  Neil Oliver, Oliver He’s a historian and plonker I think we can all concur He’s definitely a bit of a tosser Wavy locks and air of superiority Wafting shite and hated by the vast…


European

Elton John opens the Reckless Eurovision Song Contest with a radical re-interpretation of Rocket Man:   If there is one thing in my life I’ve learned as I get older It’s the incredible healing power…


Northampton Feeling

  I slipped out this morning from Farthing Wood Went down the high street to look for food Climbed on the roof of a chemist shop I scratched my arse and down I dropped Northampton…