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Now Is The Time

  Now is the time Now is the time Fuck Westminster Now is the time Let’s move on, let’s progress Fuck stagnation, fuck this mess Save the union of the working class Not the union…


Closer

  It’s closer than it’s ever been And now it’s even closer And now it’s even closer And now it’s even closer It’s closer than it’s ever been And now it’s even closer And now…


Send Him To America

  If you want to rebuild him, send him to America We don’t want him in Scotland, just throw him to the FBI Well, we’ve already got the toxic waste A government that we never…


Rock Around The Foulkes

  Lord Foulkes, Lord Foulkes, he’s out his box (he’s out his box) Lord Foulkes, he’s out his box (he’s out his box) Lord Foulkes, he’s out his box (he’s out his box) Lord Foulkes,…


Sniff On

  Let’s draw a line and snort it up our noses Chop, chop, move on let’s feed our psychosis Let’s celebrate and have another party Forget wine time, now it’s time for Charlie Sniff. sniffy,…


The Confidence Of W Turner Ross

  I have confidence in Boris Oh no, I’ve changed my mind again I don’t have confidence, I do, I don’t, I do! But not while we’re at war with Ukraine   see also: Halfway…


Axe Me

  Loch Ness is nice, and Loch Ness has a monster Who I still believe in And am keen to foster Skegness is nice, and Skegness is bracing It’s in Lincolnshire And is South East…


Sychofantile

  Sycophantic and infantile That’s the state of the British Isles Home of the shitfaced and shipwrecked Don’t panic, just genuflect Don’t panic, just genuflect Never mind reality Celebrate the pageantry Just pretend it’s all…



Jubile

  Here’s a new word for the OED A mixture of jubilant and servile A portmanteau for the jubilee Or juvenile, puerile and bile I have a brand new word Scorching when it lands Jubile…