Lightweight Blues
Wadin’ through the waste of Westminster And there’s not a friend to help you through Douglas, dry your eyes – they won’t save yer Drop your friends and start to sing the blues Thank…
News
How To Speak Fanny
Robert Peston’s got a scoop Got a scoop Got a scoop Robert Peston’s got a scoop Hold the front page Boris had his wife with him Wife with him Wife with him Boris had…
How Do You Solve A Problem Like Boris?
words: Martin Rowson He has a drink but doesn’t think That anyone will care, Hosts a bash, goes on the lash Then claims he wasn’t there When asked for explanations He’ll blub it isn’t…
Michael Fabricant
Who can wear a toupee (who can wear a toupee) On top of their head (on top of their head) Cover it with wotsits and a dollop of glue? Fabricant (Fabricant) Michael Fabricant (Michael…
Sound Of A Cunt
That’s the sound of a cunt smirking like a wean again That’s the sound of a cunt smirking and lying see also: Boris Is A Lying Cunt Party Party Party
Nigel Farage Mentally Tweets
Dear Andy You clearly do not understand me Nigel Farage mentally tweets Novak Djokovic is my friend And he needs me Nigel Farage mentally tweets He’s spent his career Drinking piss weak beer Hating…
Gove On 45
With the news that Michael Gove was stuck in a lift at the BBC, here’s ‘Gove In An Elevator’ in this medley. Right now, right now, right now it’s time to take back control…
Jocko Euro
As Devo Max is in the news again. here’s the only Devo that matters: S-C-O-T-L-A-N-D That’s how we spell This wee country From Jedburgh To John O Groats Wake up and smell The…
Rockabilly Reckless Christmas
A new EP full of rockabilly goodness just in time for your Christmas stocking. Get in. Tracks: 21st Century Christmas Keep On Filing My Christmas Stocking Confusing Christmas Time Runaway Edinbelly Boys Let It Reindeer…
Confusing Christmas Time
All the pubs are open but you can’t go in Well, you can go in But DON’T go in All the pubs are open but you can’t go in Well, you can, but don’t,…