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Project Farce

  Don’t come round here, Don’t come round here, We’ve done away with Project Fear We’ve moved on to Project Farce Boris Johnson – what an arse The cunt, the cunt, the country Is rudderless…


David Marshall

  Just when we thought we’d won the match Serbia scored in the last gasp Extra time was agony And then it went to penalties Wish I could be David Marshall The pubs were shut…


Gie’s A Shot

  I could be a pensioner, a student or on duty I could live in Glasgow, Aberdeen or Tillicoultry I could be a plumber from Lochgelly or Kirkcaldy I just want the vaccine running through…


Big Pharma Twist

  If after six months of this you believe a word from the dis credited tory and labour front bench and the big pharma govt scientists Big Pharma Twist you are dumber than you look…


Total Landscaping (Big Boys Don’t Cry)

  Total landscaping Total landscaping Four Seasons Total Landscaping (escaping) Total landscaping (total landscaping) Next door to Fantasy Island (Adult books) And dildo shop with viewing booths (in the car park) Told Rudy we had…


Go Now

  A short medley of Supertrump’s greatest misses, from SuperCallousFragileRacist…to Trump Is A Cunt. All Supertrump albums available here – Reckless In America Cunt Of The Century Isis, What Isis?


Waiting For Biden

  I’m waiting for Biden 26 votes in my hand Went to Pennsylvania – PA They said, We’re still counting See you next Tuesday I’m waiting for Biden Hey, white boy, what you shouting about…


Still Counting

  I’m counting, I’m vote counting In Pennsylvania (It’s been 84 years) The tension is really mounting I’m pissed like a newt I see people – thick as shit people Chanting ‘Stop the count!’ It’s…


B.A.B.Y.

  Baby, ooh baby I love to call you baby Baby, oh oh baby Everyone can see you’re a baby When you open your mouth A whole lot of shit pours out And we can’t…