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Loony Dook

  Jump! There’s an old tradition that goes back to the 80s That we like to keep alive here in South Queensferry It’s the most extreme hangover cure that you will see All you do…


Derek Acorah

  Derek Acorah – he is a small medium at large He likes pakora and he loves his onion bhaji He says he can communicate with the other side He doen’t like basmati rice, he…


Sharon

  Celebrity Mastermind contestant has a stab at trying to guess who Greta Thunberg is. Set to the Batman theme by the Brian Setzer Orchestra. Please follow and like us:


Ava Mhairi Ah!

  I’ll pledge allegiance to the Queen For the purposes of the job Or swear on the life of my Auntie Jean I cannae just shut ma gob I’ll cross my fingers as I speak…


Working Class Tory

  If you’re feeling torn, if you feel out of place There’s no point in shooting yourself in the face Know your enemy, don’t be a disgrace A working class tory is something to be…


Impeaches

  Trumpy is a cunty, He’s gonna eat a lot of peaches Cunty, cunty, cunty, Impeach, impeach, impeachy He’s acting like a monkey Throwing round his faeces Trumpy is a cunty, Impeach, impeach, impeachy Worms…


Shagger

  Hear this Labour gang, if you want to be popular again The name ‘Labour’ is so old, turgid and *laboured* and a massive turn-off in this day and age, whether you’re left or centre….


Maggie Made Me

  Wake up, Maggie, I think I got something to say to you You might be fucking dead, but there’s someone here instead making me feel true blue I know I keep people amused, but…


Now I Know How Theresa May Felt

  Alex Cole Hamilton is my MSP A pompous, patronising prig is he He loves Jo Swinson like a sister in his head And here is something else he also said: Now I know how…


Oh England, You Are A Sinking Ship

Pack the car, grab the kids Let’s get out of here You’ll know that I’m right There’s children dying here Their victims will rise up They’ll burn London down Oh England, you are a sinking…