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Musk!

  Why don’t you ask him if he’s going to stay? Why don’t you ask him if he’s going away? Why don’t you tell me what’s going on? Why won’t the text come through to…


We Are Bereft

  I love watching twitter fall apart The blue tick people tearing out their hearts Cadaver eyes upon me see nothing I love the sadness in their eyes More farewells, more goodbyes I never even…


The Age Of Absurdity

  Zuckerberg and Bezos in the house And Elon Musk aligned with Mars All the weird rich guys are in control And everyone up their own arse This is the dawning of the age of…



Rishi Kids

  I’ll tell you somethin I think that you should know There ain’t much I care for So here I go Off on a jet plane to COP 27 To make things clear Turning my…


Comedy

  Here I lie, in a lost and lonely part of town Held in time, in a world of tears I slowly drown I took control but I just can’t make it all alone I…


Rishi Sunak’s Trousers

  Ain’t it fascinating the difference between the rich and in need You know there’s those who have the money but no taste And it looks like this guy’s budgie’s deid You’ve either got it…


I Am Not A Number

  As Matt Highton pointed out here, the loose bauble in London was clearly the origin story to Rover in the Prisoner. So here’s an excuse to repost this stramash-up of Jonathan Richman and Patrick…



Trapped Inside The Happiest Place On Earth

  Trapped inside the happiest place on Earth But we’re going for a ride – we may as well stay terrified Mickey Mouse is forcing us to stay In the house. Nobody is going away…