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Homer’s Morrissey

  I’m now a caricature gammon wankspangle* and heaven knows I’m miserable now I was looking for a sword and then I found a sword and heaven knows I’m miserable now In my life why…



Ruth Britannia

  Ruth Britannia, can ya rule the plebs? They are getting uppity again Douglas loves ya and wants to declare war He couldnae fight a cold without asking his maw


Neil Oliver

As one Neil joins another Neil’s GB News team, the Reckless remembers the former president of the National Trust for Scotland and non-historian admirer of David Starkey.   Neil Oliver, Oliver He’s a historian and…


Kick Out The Bams, Malcolm Tucker

  As Glasgow is voted the best city in Britain for the swears and that, here’s Malcolm Tucker letting rip from the LP ‘Imagine There’s No Album’ by The Sensational Alex Salmond Band feat. Armando…


Ballad Of Matt The Hancock

  I’m Hancock, I contemplate The value of our precious union state I look off into the middle distance I know better than any of you cunts Every time you say Hancock It reminds you…


Take A Chancer Like Me

  If you get the time Can you stand in line Cos we want to be Like Abba you see If you need a tribute band We’re the ones We’re from Scotland And cooler than…


British Broadcasting Complaints

  Nothing in the world is perfect Grin and bear it silently or tell the BBC Complaints, 100,000 Complaints, the bosses cower Everything has gone all sombre, BBC4 on no longer Just give it back,…


It’s Different For Toffs

  What the hell is wrong with Panama? I can’t seem to say or do the right thing Wish I was in Bananarama Then I would be Really Saying Something Vic says, I don’t belieeeeeve…