Eurovision On Speed
The Reckless Eurovision Song Contest is always on. If you don’t have the time to listen to all 42 entries, here they are condensed into one adrenalin packed video. What’s your favourite? Check out…
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UK State Police
Union Jackers flashing me It’s the UK State Police Know your place and take the knee For the UK State Police You’re too poor, too daft, too wee It’s the UK State Police What…
Release The Batshit Crazies
What to expect from the coronation, batwise. Stramash-up featuring The Birthday Party and the films ‘Bats’ and ‘Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas.’ see also: Unholy Trinity The Horror
Coronation Shit
You can shove your coronation up your arse You can shove your coronation up your arse You can shove your coronation Shove your coronation Shove your coronation up your arse see also: Fuck The…
Kettled By The Rozzers
The Home Secretary Is pretty fucking scary Calls the cops to the corner shop To stop them getting lary It’s getting pretty raucous In the local post office Save us Suella from the hell…
Ina and Agnes
Wherever you go and whatever you say You will find a lot of people Disagreeing with the GRA Well we’re tired of it all So we thought we’d make a stand, as it goes…
A.I. (Emergency Alert)
Eh, I made a song of the emergency alert I am not alarmed but my ears are hurt So now if it goes off and just before you’re dead You won’t be able to…
Peninsula Mentality
If you’re feeling insular Get to a peninsula Like South Korea, Italy or Fife You can escape the commonplace If you are willing to embrace The peninsular mentality of life If you’ve got a…
Bully Boy
Hi, hi bully boy What you found, what’s your new joy? Look right, jailbird son I’m coming round to spoil your fun Fear, dread, bully boy Don’t be smart, don’t be so coy Run,…
Dominic Raab, Oaf
I don’t know what misogyny means Words are not my strong point you see Doo doo doo.. Woman or man, just give me a sign Catch me breathing out my mouth every time Do…