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Forever In Good Genes

  We all know the news is fake They’re calling me a Jaffa Cake And Cheesy Wotsit Oompa Loompa man They’re questioning my hue, and cry “He’s as red as his massive tie” And then…


Posh People

  Posh people got no reason Posh people got no reason Posh people got no reason To live They sit in the commons Passing bills And they haven’t got Any discernible skills They eat posh…


Go Brexit

  (Together) we will leave someday (Together) never mind about Scotland eh? (Together) and Northern Ireland (Together) looks like you’ve made your own plans (Together) you keep saying we’re better (Together) you even write love…


Stand And Deliver

I’m the dour Scotsman that you’re too scared to mention I spent your cash on banking gash And nuclear deterrents The devil take your principles And socialist intentions You’re all a bunch of bigots And…


Let’s Get Fiscal

About a trillion dollars has been spent to re-capitalise the banks There’s about seven trillion dollars in guarantees for the banks Good bank, bad bank Good bank, bad bank You’ve got to isolate the bad…


Dour Prudence

Dour Prudence – that’s my philosophy Dour Prudence – I’m gonna make you pay I’ve been a dour cunt all my life On account of me being fay Fife Dour Prudence Won’t you open up…



Independence Live

It’s the new kid on the block – it’s Independence Live radio. Everybody sing!   Look out! look out! The people will shout Indy’s coming home It’s been well over 300 years Just leave us…


Haggis Bombs

  Haggis songs in Caledonia, There’s only one by Rabbie Burns. Fair fa’ your honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o’ the puddin-race! Aboon them a’ ye tak your place, Painch, tripe, or thairm. Weel are…


Nothing Has Changed

  Don’t you hate the way she seems to enjoy it? Clinging on to power like piles Round the arse of British politics Totally in denial Nothing’s happening and it’s happening right now But that’s…