On World Earth Day, we re-issue this anthem by The Sensational Alex Salmond Gastric Band featuring Armando Iannucci on the catastrophe of climate change… Think of the rain forests sitting all empty Think of…
I’m now a caricature gammon wankspangle* and heaven knows I’m miserable now I was looking for a sword and then I found a sword and heaven knows I’m miserable now In my life why…
That man is not allowed in my pub Get out of my pub Go on Get out of my pub Get out of my pub Get out of my pub I am the landlord…
Ruth Britannia, can ya rule the plebs? They are getting uppity again Douglas loves ya and wants to declare war He couldnae fight a cold without asking his maw
As one Neil joins another Neil’s GB News team, the Reckless remembers the former president of the National Trust for Scotland and non-historian admirer of David Starkey. Neil Oliver, Oliver He’s a historian and…
As Glasgow is voted the best city in Britain for the swears and that, here’s Malcolm Tucker letting rip from the LP ‘Imagine There’s No Album’ by The Sensational Alex Salmond Band feat. Armando…
I’m Hancock, I contemplate The value of our precious union state I look off into the middle distance I know better than any of you cunts Every time you say Hancock It reminds you…
If you get the time Can you stand in line Cos we want to be Like Abba you see If you need a tribute band We’re the ones We’re from Scotland And cooler than…
Nothing in the world is perfect Grin and bear it silently or tell the BBC Complaints, 100,000 Complaints, the bosses cower Everything has gone all sombre, BBC4 on no longer Just give it back,…
What the hell is wrong with Panama? I can’t seem to say or do the right thing Wish I was in Bananarama Then I would be Really Saying Something Vic says, I don’t belieeeeeve…