Sir Kid Starver
Submission with Keir Starmer, Laura Kuenssberg, Susanna Reid, The Sex Pistols and Bill Grundy. see also: 5000 Yobbos Tony Blair’s Mortgage Advisor
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King Of The Cringe
Jeremy Vine for rent To the monarchy or government Just how low can he bow How now can he kow tow Oh ma’am what shall we do Even a raised eyebrow will do I’ll…
Cabaret Voltaylor
Taylor Swift’s new album has been mispressed as a compilation of rare UK electronica from the ’90s, causing confusion amongst her fans. So, I mixed together Cabaret Voltaire’s ‘Nag Nag Nag’ with Swift’s ‘All…
Too Many Johnsons
Piece of cake! Ooh Ooh Too many Johnsons living at No.10 Too many reaching for a piece of cake Too many Johnsons – it does not make sense Too many – give us a…
Do You Know What You’re Scrolling For?
Do you know what you’re scrolling for? Is there a text or image you just can’t ignore? What are you scrolling for? Do you know? Do you get what you’re hopin’ for Do you…
Lizard Of Osborne
I live in the Houses of Parliament I like prostitutes and Charlie and I am the Lizard of Osborne The Lizard of Osborne Hissing from my lair in the south With a silver spoon…
Environmental Cognitive Recreativity
There’s a hippopotamus, a hippopotamus, in Glenrothemus, made of tin* A hippopotamus A hippopotamus A hippopotamus made of tin How did it get there? How did it get there? How did it get there?…
Obsequious
A republican reading from a bible to his king Can you imagine anything More obsequious Birds fly Broken Sacrificed for a new nirvana Please sir, please sir, can we be independent? But first have…
The Commies Are Coming
Hi, I’m Matt Le Tissier I’ve got reds under my bed A communist takeover is slyly Being implemented They are very clever But they don’t fool everyone This is the time for action (time…
Rwanderer
Well, I’m the type of girl who likes to run her mouth off Never in one place, I’ve ran from post, I’ve pissed off I was worse than Priti, but we’re all the same…