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Pa Pa Pa Pa Putin

As the Tories delay report into Russian interference in Brexit and now Labour have come under cyber attack, let’s hope Gavin Williamson has some ideas for how we deal with these mysterious hackers. Take it…


P.O.P.P.I.E.S

  R.E.S.P.E.C.T Oh look, here’s a giant poppy In clown shoes, oh deary me How disrespectful to the military P.O.P.P.I.E.S How did we get in this mess Everybody seems to be Doctoring their VT So…


Boris In Scotland (then Ireland)

  Boris in Scotland When will we hear those boos again? If you care so much then Why not stay and pretend You’re drinking whisky Oh, your grasp of detail And soaring oratory Is just…


Laughtivism

  Do you remember the Irony Revolution When we hilariously overthrew capitalism with our sarcastic cynicism and caustic wit The snark and the sneer at the heart of it Armed with barbed bon mots How…



Fulsome Brexit Blues

The Nicola and Mhairi Chain make their feelings known in the style of Johnny Cash….   I hear the Brexit comin’ It’s soundin’ awfully grim, I want a referendum, And I wanna win, I’m stuck…


The Hoover

  So farewell then, Ross Thomson, finally caught out after a career of duplicity and lies. Here’s one of his greatest hits when he was tricked by a TV crew into believing a fake drug…


Indy’s Coming

  Indy’s coming, indy’s coming, Indy’s coming down the road, When you hear the noise of the indy girls and boys Indy’s coming down the road Brexit’s coming, Brexit’s coming, Brexit’s coming down the road,…


Gie Us Some Peace

  Everybody’s talking about The government regiment, vehement management Embarrassment in Parliament Postponement entanglement Impeachment excrement Stick it up your fundament All we are saying is gie us some peace All we are saying is…


Happy Xmas (Brexit’s Not Over)

  So this is Christmas And what have you done? Not Brexit for starters Says Boris Johnson So this is Christmas And what have we done? We fucked up the country with a referendum –…