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We Are The Undead
“Nobody has ever committed a crime after being executed,” says Tory deputy chairman, Lee Anderson. We beg to differ. Reminds us of the soundtrack from the zombie football film, Wraith Rovers… Walking home through Beveridge…
Cinnamon Flavoured Dental Floss
O come all ye snowflakes and let your heart bleed Over war and injustice and children in need We’re sorry for your knee jerk anger, sorry for your loss But hey check out our…
Gaudy Dubai Bar
In a gaudy Dubai bar Someone drinking a cocktail infected with an ancient parasite trapped in the glacial ice is definitely how our species ends In a gaudy Dubai bar Which is far far…
New Years
Since 2013, The Daily Reckless has composed a new song every January for the upcoming year. Here they all are so far. Tracks: 1. 2013 2. 2014 3. 2015 4. 2016 5. 2017 6. 2018…
Reckless Carols
The only Christmas album you need. Tracks: Christmas Broccoli Holly Willoughby No One Knows King Wenceslas The Possible Presence Of Moths Shaggy Sting Michelle And Albert Oi Joy Nicola Sturgeon Stole My Skiing Holiday What…
No One Knows King Wenceslas
Mana mana Mana mana Mana mana Good King Wenceslas looked out On the Feast of Stephen When the snow lay round about Deep and crisp and even Brightly shone the moon that night Though…
Michelle And Albert
Michelle Mone and Albert Einstein Shared a flat in Glasgow Cross He taught her his special theory She bought bras and pants and yachts Then the rona came to stay PPE = Much Cash…
In A Blissful Sepulchre A Trois
In a blissful sepulchre a trois* Ian Murray, Keir and Thatcher Ding dong merrily huzzah Donner, Blitzen and Prancer Gloria Whose patter is the shite-est? *from the Greg Moodie cartoon from the album Reckless…
Lady Mone (Treacherous Scants Merchant)
The Conservative peer Michelle Mone and her children secretly received £29m originating from the profits of a PPE business that was awarded large government contracts after she recommended it to ministers Lady Mone – tacky, tacky…