Sport

Mark Lawrenson

Everybody’s favourite co-commentator at the World Cup, really is a fun guy. No, really. Watch the video for evidence… Robert Peston, Alan Hansen The love children of Charlie Manson Hansen is as Hansen does Time…


Ally McCoist, Philosophy Master

  The World Cup is in full swing and over on ITV the coverage features Ally McCoist co-commentating and giving us his views on philosophy and Russian literature. Sensationally stirring stuff…. Ally McCoist, Philosophy Master Ally…


We Are The Undead

Russian journalist, Arkady Babchenko, comes back from the dead to prove that all is not as it seems. Reminds us of the soundtrack from the zombie football film, Wraith Rovers… Walking home through Beveridge Park…




Jimmy Hats

The tourist board sell Jimmy hats A tartan bunnet with ginger hair hanging out Oh, you wanna buy some Jimmy hats I blame Russ Abbot – he fills me with dread Cut off his ears…


It’s A Fine Life

Small pleasures, hidden from the treasury – who would deny Jimmy Carr? Oh His tax avoidance measures are the same as Gary Barlow They’re loaded, they’ve hoarded millions from DVDs They never tire of it,…


Hannah Bardell

Hannah Bardell SNP Hannah Bardell SNP In the HOP in your Scotland top Hannah Bardell SNP Hannah Bardell SNP Your business attire is on fire Hannah Bardell could it be You’re gonna show every MP…


Rangers In The Shite

Rangers in the shite exchanging asssets Wond’ring if Craig Whyte Has shit his pants yet, he needs to hold tight Before he follows through. Something in your Ibrox chairman’s meeting, Something in your smile said…


I Wanna Marry A Muirfield Member

I want to marry a Muirfield member And keep him company I want to marry a Muirfield member And be his caddy I’ll polish his wood by the light of day And shout Fore! and…