Mark Lawrenson
Everybody’s favourite co-commentator at the World Cup, really is a fun guy. No, really. Watch the video for evidence… Robert Peston, Alan Hansen The love children of Charlie Manson Hansen is as Hansen does Time…
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Ally McCoist, Philosophy Master
The World Cup is in full swing and over on ITV the coverage features Ally McCoist co-commentating and giving us his views on philosophy and Russian literature. Sensationally stirring stuff…. Ally McCoist, Philosophy Master Ally…
We Are The Undead
Russian journalist, Arkady Babchenko, comes back from the dead to prove that all is not as it seems. Reminds us of the soundtrack from the zombie football film, Wraith Rovers… Walking home through Beveridge Park…
Assistant Referee’s Alphabet
A is for Aberdeen – where I was born and my mate Ross Thomson who represents the constituency Aberdeen South following the glorious election of 2017 B is for Bungle – our pet name for…
All I Want For Christmas Is A Torphichen Inn Away Kit
I placed a Torphichen order at the Torphichen Inn I’ll have a long Torphichen glass of Torphichen gin And what do you do for fun around these Torphichen parts? You got any Torphichen snooker or…
Jimmy Hats
The tourist board sell Jimmy hats A tartan bunnet with ginger hair hanging out Oh, you wanna buy some Jimmy hats I blame Russ Abbot – he fills me with dread Cut off his ears…
It’s A Fine Life
Small pleasures, hidden from the treasury – who would deny Jimmy Carr? Oh His tax avoidance measures are the same as Gary Barlow They’re loaded, they’ve hoarded millions from DVDs They never tire of it,…
Hannah Bardell
Hannah Bardell SNP Hannah Bardell SNP In the HOP in your Scotland top Hannah Bardell SNP Hannah Bardell SNP Your business attire is on fire Hannah Bardell could it be You’re gonna show every MP…
Rangers In The Shite
Rangers in the shite exchanging asssets Wond’ring if Craig Whyte Has shit his pants yet, he needs to hold tight Before he follows through. Something in your Ibrox chairman’s meeting, Something in your smile said…
I Wanna Marry A Muirfield Member
I want to marry a Muirfield member And keep him company I want to marry a Muirfield member And be his caddy I’ll polish his wood by the light of day And shout Fore! and…