Sport

Rio

  His name is Rio – Rio Ferdinand He’s never been this confident about England He can’t wait to get off here And ring the victory bells England are gonna win I can’t see anything…



If I Could Hold You In My Hands

The Czech Republic entry in the Reckless Eurovision Song Contest. A tambourine- led tearjerker dedicated to a pet hedgehog. by Mila Chalupa   When I see your pointy nose I just want us to be…


Just Take The Knee

  Well there’s so many Scottish Euro tunes By people who’ve never listened to Marquee Moon It’s such a drag But I’m not here to slag off the people doing that, eh? I’m here to…


The Book Of Raith

  Jonathan Meades on the glories of Kirkcaldy’s finest, Raith Rovers. Backed by ‘The Book I Read’ by Talking Heads. From the album Talking Meades




David Marshall

  Just when we thought we’d won the match Serbia scored in the last gasp Extra time was agony And then it went to penalties Wish I could be David Marshall The pubs were shut…


The Nonce Watching Golf

  Day after day Public money is paid out to parasites called royalty And one prince isn’t sweating He can see that we’re all just fools And he never gives an answer But the nonce…


Willie Johnston, Speed Freak

  In Nineteen Hundred and Seventy Eight It looked like things would turn out great But as it happened, they were bleak For Willie Johnston, speed freak He was framed, he didn’t cheat Willie Johnston,…