Bendy Bus Song
As Boris bumbles on about his bus building hobby, we look back at a time when bendy buses were all the rage… One of the best sights on a London street today Is an…
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That’s A Junkie
As the Tories go full on Class A bonkers, we revisit an old handy musical guide to discover what stimulants everyone is taking.
What Essence
You live your life and never stop to worry ’bout a thing Then you notice everybody suddenly dying Everything’s just going wrong Will this depression last for long? And you know that Most of the…
Modern Day Presidential
This little fat man who sold his soul I don’t want to be hacked I don’t think there’s ever been a president That’s done what we’ve done I wanna find a friendly reporter Are…
Coveted Trophy
I don’t need a wink from the weakest link I need a certain trophy which is smaller than you think Don’t need to validate my life with children or a wife Or being 2011’s best…
George Osborne Stance
Sajid Javid, a keen adopter of the power stance has given permission for us to repost this. See the original video of The George Osborne Stance featuring music by Half Bam Half Whisky here:
Nausea
Will we ever make it to the next round (Mathematically possible) I’m too damn anxious, I’m too damn down (Mathematically possible) N.A.U.S.E.A – Nausea If you like uncertainty, stick around (Mathematically possible) And watch this…
Tears For Peers
People say I’m cold That I sold my soul for gold But really I’m a mess of emotions Maggie Thatcher made me quiver Boris Johnson makes me simper I shed a tear at the…
The Reckless Eurovision Song Contest
As Britain manages to finish even lower in their last place position at this year’s official Eurovision and votes to humiliate itself further in the European elections, the Daily Reckless is proud to present the…
La La La La La La La La La La La La by Homeland
Israel reveals its new song for Europe by 16-piece boyband, Homeland, who sing the chorus over and over as loudly as they can. This song has also been used throughout the year as a…