Tractor Porn
I drove my tractor through your haystack last night Fnarr fnarr I made a film of it and it turned out alright But some guy in the house of commons watched it online And…
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Never Mind The Sex Pistols Here’s The Reckless
To commemorate the anniversary of Never Mind The Bollocks getting to No.1 in the albums chart in 1977, here’s a selection of Pistols related tracks from the Daily Reckless with copious extras thrown in as…
Trump Is A Cunt
It bears repeating… From the left to the right From the back to the front Everybody sing Trump is a cunt They say it’s just swearing That’s not big or clever I say whatever I’m…
Destroy Everything, Reeves
Rachel Reeves says things. Ladytron provide backing. That’s politics! see also:
Skipping Like A Dipshit
Tim Walz describing Elon Musk’s killer moves to the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. With thanks to M(orgue) Scyther for the inspiration. see also:
Reikie Farewel
On the 250th anniversary of Robert Fergusson’s death, here is the last track on the Auld Reikie album: To sing yet meikle does remain, Undecent for a modest strain; And sin’ the poet’s daily…
The Sensational Alex Salmond Band
R.I.P. Alex Salmond We have whisky for breakfast Fuck The Zeitgeist That’s how we get through The Daily Reckless Is our bible Pumping Irn Bru We are the Sensational Alex Salmond Band We are…
Their Mummies All Told Them They’re Clever
If you’re Andrew Bridgen and you have to defend Jacob Rees Mogg and your other thick friends You are all of you fighting over one brain cell If there is any justice, then you’ll…
Hurricane Bawbag
As yet another hurricane does the rounds, a reminder of the good old Hurricane Bawbag. see also:
Put A Phone In Your Pocket/Laura
Laura got a tory nut, she bought him for a line Peston had another one, he paid for all the time She put a lie on the internet, she made it all up While…