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Fuck The Mainstream Media

  You middle class boys You middle class girls Relations of the owners with your middle class prose You’re not sophisticated, erudite or unique You write like you’ve been taught to sneer Inside a cosy…


Legitimate Concerns

  Legitimate concerns? A politician explains. With Matt Green and David Bowie. Matt Green clips from mattgreencomedy.com/ see also:


Cecily Plasticine

words by Paul Reekie I’m in love with a girl called Cecily She wants to chain herself to me She’s like plasticine in my palms Says she doesn’t want to be free Cecily Plasticine Her…


Hat Cat Twat

  As George Galloway announces he intends to stand as a candidate in the Scottish Parliament election, we proffer this astute comment from @tuckerslaw. see also: That’s George Galloway, Son (Snorting Animus mix) Mark E…


Cunt Of The Century – the song

  From the Supertrump album, ‘Isis? What Isis?’ – a brief synopsis of the wit and wisdom of Donald Trump. Accompanied by the second half of Supertramp’s ‘Crime Of The Century’ see also:


Sweet FX

  Backed by a stramash-up of Black Sabbath’s ‘Sweet Leaf’ and ‘FX’ here’s that time in February 1986 when Belfast was buzzing with Ozzy Osbourne’s two gigs at the Avoniel Leisure Centre. Despite 150 protesters,…


Black Sabbath Monk

R.I.P Supernaut. To celebrate Black Sabbath’s last hurrah and me finding this card in an Arts and Craft Fair, here’s a track from Top Of The Popstocks Vol.2 by The Foul. Top Of The Popstock…


Unfinishing

The editor of the Daily Reckless featured on an episode of Emily Anderson’s Unfinishing podcast talking about the book that will probably never ever be finished – The Reckless History Of The 21st Century. Have…


Speak Hard

  It’s nice being in a speakeasy But I prefer to speak hard Free speech makes people queasy Not in my back yard All the world is staged Are you having a laugh? All the…


Scottish Album Of The Year 2025

Auld Reikie is now eligible for the Scottish Album Of The Year Award 2025, so I shall be expecting you all to vote in your hordes should it ever come to that. Here is a…