You Bet
“I’ll bet you a thousand pounds to a refugee charity you don’t get anybody on those planes before the election. Will you take that bet?” “Well I want to get the people on the…
Politics
Chesterfield
From the Reckless vaults – Moira Stewart reads out the names of the candidates for the Chesterfield by-election in 1984, backed by Johnny Cash. see also:
Daddy Was A Toolmaker
Daddy was a toolmaker Mummy was a nurse They said things can only get better But they got a whole lot worse So if you want change, forget the private jets And jump on…
We Haven’t Got A Sausage
Poor wee Rishi, hasnae got a dishy for the Sky TV. see also:
Heavy Potato Encounter
Scots Tory leader to resign. Or stand down. Or move away . Or something. see also:
There’s A Shark
New release from Supertrump. Everybody sing “There’s a shark ten yards away from the boat. Ten yards.” see also:
Splash The Fash
As the milkshake movement stages a comeback, we reminisce about past attacks… Well, shake it up, baby, now (Shake it up, baby) Splash the fash (splash the fash) C’mon c’mon, c’mon, c’mon, baby, now…
Very Normal Innocent Men
Hacker and Trump – just very normal innocent men. see also: The Age Of Absurdity Mr Trump Is Magic
Looking Forward To All The Football
Hear Rishi Sunak having a right laugh talking about football. Soccer! see also:
Some Day A Real Rain Will Come
Taxi Driver meets General Election as Rishi Sunak dissolves. see also: