by Grigorios Psiskeristos

 

Fuck RyanAir
Let the wind rush through my hair
As I caress your landing gear
There’s no room for Boeing round here

Fuck RyanAir
You’re cheap but I don’t care

I wrap my arms around your wings
And do various things to you
I’ll grab a hold of your fins
And make your fuselage sing sing sing sing

Fuck RyanAir
Fuck RyanAir
You’re cheap and I don’t care

Fuck RyanAir
Fuck RyanAir
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Fuck RyanAir

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