by The Fabulouses

 

See you on a Monday
Let’s do lunch
See you next Tuesday
You terrible cunt
It’s a midweek special
With free choc ice
If you’re a homosexual
It’s all half price

It’s gay wednesday at the pictures
They’re showing Dog Day Afternoon

They’re giving away Dolly Mixtures
Some people are on the turn too soon

Gay wednesday at the pictures
I’m in with the fittings and fixtures

Some people are pretending
They are gay
Just because it is Wednesday
Isn’t that a terrible thing
Some people will do anything
For a bargain
They’ll even adopt the jargon
And they’ll say they are a bear
For a half price chair
Gay Wednesday

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