Let’s Go Apeshit

by Anders Fitbit

I’m not going to pretend I like to talk in moderation
Speaking truth to power and every European nation
I could go on and on until a fuck you cannot give
I’m gonna talk at you until you lose the plot or will to live
I am engaged in conversation only if it’s about me
If you have anything to say, you’d better hurry, cos you see
I cannot hang about forever waiting for this song to start
I’ve got a lorra lorra words I want to pour out from the heart
I’m a busy busy man and I do not have time to stay
There are a million and one reasons I have to go away
But mainly the convention of just staying in one place
Is just stifling and tedious, I need to get out of my face

Let’s go apeshit
Yeah
Let’s go apeshit
Oh yeah

Well you can lead a quiet life and all be good girls and boys
Or come to Finland and MAKE SOME NOISE
It’s your duty to be dutiful, compliant, nice and beautiful
But I am here to say there has to be another way
The world is spinning to a halt and it is all your fault
And don’t try to shut me up, close me down, ignore
All these incredible beliefs that just constantly pour
From my mouth and my eyes and my ears, all my face
While you lecture me and hector me – know your place
It’s been going on for ever, for far too long
And I know what you’re thinking – so has this song

Let’s go apeshit
Yeah
Let’s go apeshit
Oh yeah

The things you cannot stand are the things you will not hear
Live in love, live in Finland or live in fear
The choice is up to you, nobody’s forcing you to take
Every media morsel, every news that’s fake
The only lesson to be learned when you enter Eurovision
Is if you have a lot to say then say it like you’re on a mission
To enlighten everybody in the European Union
And if all you have is words, you don’t worry about the tuning
Stay calm if you want, carry on if you wish
Naivity is easy and ignorance is bliss

Let’s go apeshit
Yeah
Let’s go apeshit
Oh yeah

Well that’s about as much as I can fit into this rant
Maybe I can just sit back now, or maybe I can’t
Thank you all for listening, and even if you didn’t
We’re only here to whine, we’re not in it for the winning
The end is nigh, we’ll never know if we get free
So let’s pack up the instruments and head into the sea

Let’s go apeshit
Yeah
Let’s go apeshit
Oh yeah

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