Baroness Mone has been dubbed the “Layabout Lady of Mayfair” after her attendance record was disclosed by the House of Lords. The businesswoman is facing calls to resign after it was revealed that her absence rate is 88%…
Lady Mone – tacky, tacky
Lady Mone
She’s got a sumptuous apartment overlooking the Tower Bridge
When she’s all alone she only has to open up the door of her fridge
For the spotlight
In the moonlight
And she’s alright
For a bold knight
In shining armour
She’s an entrepreneur
Lady Mone – tacky, tacky
Lady Mone
You can marvel at the vision of the River Thames from her balcony
And relax on comfy cushions on the luxury of her settee
Lady money oney oney
Little pony in the House of Lords
You’re a little legislator
And a hater of the swarms and the hordes
She’s selected
Unelected
And protected
Unaffected and unsensational
She’s inspirational
from the album Bam Glam by Tommy Mackay. Listen here
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