Someone’s Had A Lot Of Sex In This Uber

 

Well I was going to Heathrow, after leaving my hotel
Going on my holidays to Cuba
In the cab, there was a distinctive smell
Someone’s had a lot of sex in this Uber

Now the cab driver he told me he’d had all sorts in the back
Actors, politicians, Alice Cooper
So I asked him who the last one was as I was starting to gag
He said it was a vlogger, a YouTuber

Someone has had a lot of sex
Someone has had a lot of sex
And what’s worse they’ve put the evidence on the internet
Someone’s had a lot of sex in this Uber

(Far away) Far away, I must be far away
So drop me off real quick, thank God I’m going far away (far away)
I’ll need a shower on the hour, cos I’m feeling pretty sour
Someone’s had a lot of sex in this Uber

 

inspired by a tweet from Nick Harkaway @Harkaway

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