If you’re a snake who wants to swallow a frog
You gotta learn to do the pterygoid walk
I saw it last night on Springwatch
Lucy Lapwing made a prop
Do the do the do the pterygoid walk
Do the do the do the pterygoid walk
Manipulate your mouth muscles and let your jaw drop
And you’ll be doing the pterygoid walk
Just open up your face and move your bones wide
And wiggle your head from side to side
You can learn to swallow almost anything whole
A frog, a toad, or a rat or a vole
Do the do the do the pterygoid walk…
(with apologies to The Cramps)
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