George and Zippy In The City
George and Zippy there’s a thousand things I wanna say to you But whenever I approach you, you make me look a fool I wanna say I wanna tell you About Rod, Jane and…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Trebetherick
Trebetherick We used to picnic where the thrift Grew deep and tufted to the edge; We saw the yellow foam flakes drift In trembling sponges on the ledge Below us, till the wind would…
Endgame For A Laugh
For Samuel Beckett’s birthday – a joke from Endgame backed by the Game For A Laugh theme tune from hell. Ho ho ho. see also:
Hawkwind Are Innocent
Paul McCartney’s bass got nicked They tried to pin it on Dik Mik Cos Wings roadies left their van Parked in Cambridge Gardens Hawkwind are innocent Hawkwind are innocent Hawkwind are innocent Okay… with…
A Trival Note
Trival note I am not Epstein’s victim Epstein did not introduce me to Donald Trump To be clear I never had a relationship with Epstein Or his accomplice, Maxwell My email reply to Maxwell…
Twang King
Whip wire Whip wire Hawk man Slip down easy Slip down easy Don’t make me a go-between This is Mr. and Mrs. Smith To whom you are speaking Hyper! Slang King Slang King Words…
Man And The Infinite
Nerves in stounds o’ delight, Muscles in pride o’ power, Bluid as wi’ roses dight Life’s toppin’ pinnacles owre, The thistle yet’ll unite Man and the Infinite! Swippert and swith wi’ virr In the…
Edith Reynolds and The Real Skin Horses
Who walks the king’s road? (Who fears a king?) Who fears a king? (Fuck the king!) Fuck the king! Said a clip-clop, the cloppy to the clippy The clip, clip-a-clop and you don’t stop…
Trump Is A Cunt (Space mix)
The crew of Artemis II play a special tribute to the president. see also:
Open The Fucking Strait
Foul version of foul speech. see also: