Articles by Tommy Mackay

Bird Chopping Eco Crucifixes Of Your Mind

RFK Jr claims that windmills are “wiping out the whale population” in the Atlantic, we remember  questioning their bird slaughtering capabilities…   If the wind is blowing, and it’s usually blowing here Never ending or…


Fuck The Mainstream Media

  You middle class boys You middle class girls Relations of the owners with your middle class prose You’re not sophisticated, erudite or unique You write like you’ve been taught to sneer Inside a cosy…


Legitimate Concerns

  Legitimate concerns? A politician explains. With Matt Green and David Bowie. Matt Green clips from mattgreencomedy.com/ see also:



Carry On Beckett

  Come on, come on Carry on Beckett come on I can’t go on You can go on Carry on Beckett go on We’re waiting for God Oh! We’re waiting for God Oh! You’re telling…


Cecily Plasticine

words by Paul Reekie I’m in love with a girl called Cecily She wants to chain herself to me She’s like plasticine in my palms Says she doesn’t want to be free Cecily Plasticine Her…


William Topaz McGonagall

  Hey! William Topaz Hey! McGonagall William Topaz McGonagall – the toast of old Dundee Shunned by the establishment But he means the world to me Beautiful city of Edinburgh, most wonderful to be seen,…



Edelweiss (MESsy mix)

  Whether it was Mark E Smith or not on a late night phone-in show, here’s a stramash-up gleaned from this article. see also:


Hat Cat Twat

  As George Galloway announces he intends to stand as a candidate in the Scottish Parliament election, we proffer this astute comment from @tuckerslaw. see also: That’s George Galloway, Son (Snorting Animus mix) Mark E…