Articles by Tommy Mackay

Reckless Football Club Anthems

A compilation of some of the best football related songs to emerge from the Daily Reckless over the years. Tracks: Kyrian Mbappe Messi Tugging At The Inside Of His Thigh Ukraine Hibernian Dreaming And Heart…


Qatar, Man

  Who drew the crowds and played so proud Over in Qatar, man They really stole the show You know, over in Qatar, man It can make you laugh It can make you cry It…




Messi Tugging At The Inside Of His Thigh

  Messi tugging at the inside of his thigh The commentator said it and I really don’t know why He was speculating he might have an injury Messi tugging at the inside of his thigh…


Don’t Come All Ye Plaintiffs

  Don’t come, all ye plaintiffs Backlogs are triumphant Don’t come ye, don’t come ye to the courts this year Oh, why are we waiting? There’s not enough barristers O come make us more joyous…


4000 Characters

  When I wake up, well I know I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be the man who does a parody But if I go out, yeah I know it’s gonna be It’s gonna be at…


Kyrian Mbappe

  Having a laugh at a missed penalty Kyrian Mbappe, Kyrian Mbappe Watching the ball soar to Mercury Kyrian Mbappe, Kyrian Mbappe Over the bar by a country mile Kyrian Mbappe, Kyrian Mbappe They are…


L’Appel Du Vide

  The rain was falling down, As I drove through the town And I felt the need to swerve Listening to Richard Hell And his Void-Oids as well I heard the call – the mighty…


Matt Berry Sez

  As he’s been nominated for an award as best actor in a comedy series, here’s Matt Berry in a stramash-up of The Fall’s ‘Terry Waite Sez’   see also: When Mark E Smith Met…