Pearl Clutchers
Pearl clutchers They are outraged and easily triggered Everything’s toxic Pearl clutchers God knows how they have lasted in this life My job is entertaining folks Singing songs and telling jokes And fucking swearing…
Pearl clutchers They are outraged and easily triggered Everything’s toxic Pearl clutchers God knows how they have lasted in this life My job is entertaining folks Singing songs and telling jokes And fucking swearing…
Pixellated windae hingers Pixellated windae hingers Matt Haig gets threatened by a bampot Hounded off twitter in a hot shot By the eternally offended language polis Why don’t you mind your own fucking business…
Four years – stuck on my eyes Four years – of madness and lies Four years under attack That’s four years we’re not getting back Four years, four albums:
Smash! The rest of the best non-covid Reckless songs of the year. Out now. Track listing: Two Pints Of Lager And A Scotch Egg Please Thrusting Swords Into Thousands Of Civil Servants All For Unionism…
First compilation of some of the best non-covid songs in the Daily Reckless from a very busy year. Track listing: Scottish Tory Six Chip Twat David Marshall Tony Blair’s Mortgage Advisor Sue, You Are Shouting…
The 100th release from the Daily Reckless stable out now. An original set of songs coughed up during lockdown by Half Bam Half Whisky. Track listing: Staying In For The Summer Raison D’etre Grim Reality…
The latest (last?) Supertrump album is out now, featuring a whole host of Doxy’s final best bits from the Daily Reckless. Trailer here: Track listing: Stupidology Is This Like Flu? Hydroxychloroquine Disinfectant Inferno Person, Woman,…
All your lockdown Christmas needs catered for in this dark and crisp and uneven compilation. Track listing: Don’t Come, All Ye Faithful I’m Dreaming of a White, Crisp Mask Hark! The Herald Hand Gels Sing…
Look at her smirk, look at her sigh Insincerity in her eyes Hooray went the Henrys, giving it big licks She’s our nanny and dominatrix Hear them shout, hear them roar Let’s form a…
words: mic wright – @brokenbottleboy ‘jolene’ and ‘i will always love you’ born on the same day 5,000 songs birthed the same way and all you can say is blonde hair and tits, had…