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How I Wrote Elastic Bees

Today’s Fall related tune is from The Foul – a cover of How I Wrote Elastic Man mixed with backing from The Bees because, why not? See below for link to the 40 Odd Years…


Hit The Nazi

As part of the celebration of the upcoming publication of 40 Odd Years Of The Fall, here’s an anti-fascist version of Hit The North:   I’m punching Nazis for Jesus, It’s what he would have…


News Flash

  Scientists say it isn’t a fake There could be life because of a lake On Mars In showbusiness facts, someone with an axe Has smashed up Donald Trump’s Hollywood Star More as we get…


Yuck

Diet Of No Fibre

(lyrics by @Tucker5Law) Backin’ up, constipated Tweetin’ rage with his scants down Went the distance, now he’s back on his feet Just a man and his compacted bowel When he was young, it happened so…


Ruth Is Stranger Than Richard

With apologies to Robert Wyatt for nicking his album title, Half Bam Half Whisky release a concept album based around the exploits of Scottish Conservative leader, Ruth Davidson and Scottish Labour leader, Richard Leonard. Listen…


Carnalis

  If you fancy a fright or you just want a bite Read Carnalis It’ll mess wi yer heid, open up and bleed That’s Carnalis Veins will ping ping-a-ling-a-ling, ping-a-ling-a-ling And you’ll sing “Viva Rosa”…


Reckless In America

New album by Supertrump released today featuring a whole host of Trump related tunery and stramash-ups. Get it free, or pay what you want here.


Irn Brury Fire and Fury

I hear that you have changed your famous recipe From eight teaspoons of sugar down to four And now a nation mourns that rotting their teeth Will take them twice as long as before Irn…


Twisted Firestarter

  The Sun decides that setting fire to baby boxes is a good idea… Firestarter by The Progeny I’m the Sun editor smokin instigator I’m the fear addicted danger illustrated I’m a firestarter Twisted firestarter…


The Ross Boys

It’s a long story involving two Scottish Tory MPs who resemble Zippy and George from Rainbow. Basically, one of them went to Iraq and posed on Saddam Hussein’s throne for a laugh and the other…