Scrape My Data Off, Baby
Captain Braveheart returns with an album full of hits pasted on to the Captain Beefheart LP ‘ Lick My Decals Off, Baby.’ Tracks: Scrape My Data Off, Baby Back To Dark One Love, You Big…
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King Of The Cringe
Jeremy Vine for rent To the monarchy or government Just how low can he bow How now can he kow tow Oh ma’am what shall we do Even a raised eyebrow will do I’ll…
Cabaret Voltaylor
Taylor Swift’s new album has been mispressed as a compilation of rare UK electronica from the ’90s, causing confusion amongst her fans. So, I mixed together Cabaret Voltaire’s ‘Nag Nag Nag’ with Swift’s ‘All…
Do You Know What You’re Scrolling For?
Do you know what you’re scrolling for? Is there a text or image you just can’t ignore? What are you scrolling for? Do you know? Do you get what you’re hopin’ for Do you…
Bloodbath
Charles Pooter gets an ‘orrible fright whilst bathing. From the album Diary Of A Nobody feat. Ivor Cutler
Diary Of A Nobody feat. Ivor Cutler
Here is the unofficial soundtrack to Ken Russell’s film of ‘Diary Of A Nobody’ featuring the music of Ivor Cutler augmented with some of Mr Cutler’s finest harmonium work. Tracks: The Laurels I Don’t Often…
Artificial Indifference
The latest Half Bam Half Whisky album is here. Tracks: A.I.(Emergency Alert) I Was A Teenage HP Lovecraft Fan Beachball Security Guard Kettled By The Rozzers Squirrel In My House Wes Step We Gaily (Diddley…
Wes
Wes Anderson makes stlyish movies Ken Loach’s tend to be more gritty With a colourful bird of prey Ken’s cinéma vérité Could make a great documentary On Wes making a movie (A great documentary)…
Throbbing Thistle III
The third Throbbing Thistle album is here. By order of the Throbbing Thistle. Tracks: Release The Batshit Crazies Coronation Shit Deep Jump Sowsages It’s The Same The Whole World Over Haarmony You Always Want Fife…
The Poor Old Lousy Old Earth
Ach the poor old lousy old earth, my earth and my father’s and my mother’s and my father’s father’s and my mother’s mother’s and my father’s mother’s and my mother’s father’s and my father’s…