No Sympathy For The Drivel
Please allow me to introduce myself I’m the woman in yellow on BBCQT I’m not taking it anymore Theresa May – I have no sympathy
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Do You Agree With The Lady On The Gangway?
Man at the back with the navy blue hat Woman in the middle in pink Person wearing the grey anorak What do you creatures think? chorus Do you agree with the lady on the…
There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Lie
There was an old lady who swallowed a lie; I don’t know why she swallowed a lie – perhaps we’ll die There was an old lady who abandoned a vote; Instead of debating she…
2019
2019 Oh, what a scream It could be the worst disaster we’ve ever seen Let’s go it alone Let’s buy a drone And hover over Thunderdome (with Post Traumatic Syndrome) Jacob Rees Mogg Opening…
A Christmas Gift For Ye
Free festive album for all Reckless readers to wind up the year. Featuring Half Bam Half Whisky, The Sensational Alex Salmond Band, They Might Be Gannets and Tommy Mackay performing all your favourite Christmas songs,…
It’s Clichéd To Be Cynical At Christmas
Cover of the Half Man Half Biscuit festive classic. Now how did I guess You were going to express Your disdain at the crane With the bright fairy lights And you’d moan at the…
I Wish I Could Be Legless Every Day
When the snowman brings the snow, You will end up all aglow And you’ll be talking ten to the dozen all day But when the dealer goes away You’ll have nothing left to say So…
Quotidian Pangs Of Existential Dread
Foreboding feelings burrowing away Inside your stomach everyday Stay away from the internet It’s not the end of the world just yet Worse things happen Can’t you see Yes but they’re always happening to…
Lashed Christmas
Last Christmas you hated the scarf That cost me 10 quid from C&A This year to save you from tears I’ll give you a fucking voucher I thought it was about peace and love…
Give Peas A Chance
Every cunt’s banging on about parsnips and all that Every cunt’s banging on about parsnips and all that Parsnips, parsnips, parsnips Every cunt’s banging on about parsnips and all that, so All we are…