Fish Out Of Water
Riddled in old lipstick is another kind of fashion Everybody says that it is going out of style I can’t see the point apart from physical attraction Now they try to tell me that…
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Hero Worship
Ever since I was a little boy my parents told me that To stare out of the window is a crime Now that I have grown up, well at least I think I have…
Cheer Up!
The Diary Of A Musical Nobody Chapter Seven – 1981-82 Tracks: A Kind Of Maturity Possessive Just Say Living For Kicks Trial And Error Hero Worship Face It It’s In His Hands Somebody’s Children Prophecy…
A Kind Of Maturity
He bursts into the bar, hurls his cap on the floor Opens his big mouth, swears loudly He’s just turned 19, Christ he’s so obscene Following in father’s footsteps And all around him –…
Intelligence For Profit
Idiosyncracy Do you know what that means? Not a lot to me I can’t understand Why you use those words To impress your dad Or to pull the burds? John, where’s your dictionary? You…
All My Sundays
Got nothing to do on Sundays I hate staying in, so I won’t Even if it means washing dishes Sunday afternoons are no fun Same old story I’ve got nothing to do (Sundays) Don’t…
It’s The Same The Whole World Over
Paul O’Grady meets Chumbawamba. Altogether now! It’s the same the whole world over It’s the poor what gets the blame It’s the rich what gets the pleasure Ain’t it all a bloomin’ shame… see…
Subtlety
Chapter Six of The Diary of A Musical Nobody. Tracks I’m Alive Action Man Peter Pan You’re So Bold Intelligence For Profit General Election You’ll Be Sorry In The Morning All My Sundays What’s Your…
I Was A Teenage HP Lovecraft Fan
The very first song that I wrote was ‘Into The Abyss’ I think the chords were G and A It was very serious – a scream from deep within Expressing my fear – I…
Only If It’s Free
I’m waiting in a queue They tell me what to do When I get to the top They’ll send me to a shop Don’t charge nothing to me Only if it’s free I’ve got…