Idiosyncracy
Do you know what that means?
Not a lot to me
I can’t understand
Why you use those words
To impress your dad
Or to pull the burds?

John, where’s your dictionary?
You don’t make sense to me

Words
A speciality
Now he’s got a job
With the NME
Raving reporter
Witty repartee
He’s confused the ed
Like he confused me

John, where’s your dictionary?
You don’t make sense to me

Oh don’t you look down on me
Your superiority
Oh don’t you look down on me
Your superiority is showing

from 1980 in The Diary Of A Musical Nobody Chapter Six – Subtlety