Don’t Come All Ye Plaintiffs
Don’t come, all ye plaintiffs Backlogs are triumphant Don’t come ye, don’t come ye to the courts this year Oh, why are we waiting? There’s not enough barristers O come make us more joyous…
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4000 Characters
When I wake up, well I know I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be the man who does a parody But if I go out, yeah I know it’s gonna be It’s gonna be at…
L’Appel Du Vide
The rain was falling down, As I drove through the town And I felt the need to swerve Listening to Richard Hell And his Void-Oids as well I heard the call – the mighty…
Gordon Brown Sings Political Ballads
A compilation of songs old and new featuring everyone’s favourite feisty Fifer. Includes Dour Prudence, Let’s Get Fiscal, Bigoted Woman and many more. Listen for free here.
Rishi Hell And The Tabloids
Independence Generation – the album from the group everyone is calling ‘fucking awful.’ Tracks: Gove Comes in Spurts Liars Wahey New Treasury Betrayal Take Two Down at the Bullingdon Club Says Who? Independence Generation Walking…
Some Girls Assume
When The Fall meet Girls Aloud via Racey. A distinctive stramash-up from the vaults of the Daily Reckless. See also: 40 Odd Years – the video of the song of the book Dance This…
Just Waiting For Godot
Nothing to be done. I’m beginning to come round to that opinion… from the album Watt Watt Watt by The Foul see also: Waiting For Life Waiting For Warhol
Loony Dook
As the Loony Dook is now dropped from the official Edinburgh Hogmanay corporate greed fest, we celebrate the good old days. Jump! There’s an old tradition that goes back to the 80s That we…
Shabby Road
Brand new Meatless album. Tracks: I Am the Alt-Truss When I’m Five Feet Four I Wanna Freeze Your Nan Pay Stripper Removing the Benefits of Mr. Kite! Non-Dom Man Five Penny Lane A Waste of…
Musk!
Why don’t you ask him if he’s going to stay? Why don’t you ask him if he’s going away? Why don’t you tell me what’s going on? Why won’t the text come through to…