Don’t Come All Ye Plaintiffs

 

Don’t come, all ye plaintiffs
Backlogs are triumphant
Don’t come ye, don’t come ye to the courts this year
Oh, why are we waiting?
There’s not enough barristers
O come make us more joyous
O come send us more lawyers
Or legal aid employers
Christ I’m bored

 

The Reckless entry for the Legal Christmas Music Contest 2022

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