The Ineducable
In the creel or on the gell O’ oor coutribat and ganien. What gin ithers see or hear Naething but a gowkstorm? Gin you stop the galliard To teach them hoo to dance, There…
Entertainment
Sense and Sinsemilla
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man in possession of a dutchie, must pass it on the left hand side – Bryann Thomas from the album Jane Austen Dub Collection see…
Remember You’re A Vicious Womble
On Taskmaster, Armando Iannucci jokingly inferred he’d made a Lou Reed and the Wombles gift. Well, this is what you could’ve won: see also:
The Isolator
Half Bam Half Whisky album featuring another set of Reckless tunes. Tracks Banish The Traitors Eno Collaboration Hawkwind Are Innocent Sausages Are Lovely Irn Bru Pork Swirls The Cunt Panto Life Edith Reynolds and…
Outward Bound
We’re ootward boond frae Scotland. Guid-bye, fare-ye-weel; guid-bye, fare-ye-weel. —A’ the Scots that ever wur Gang ootward in a creel. We’re ootward boond frae Scotland. Guid-bye, fare-ye-weel; guid-bye, fare-ye-weel. The cross-tap is a monkey-tree…
The Six O’Clock News
Tom Leonard reads The Six O’Clock News to the backing of the six o’clock news.
Old Rugged Worzel
Worzel Gummidge Superstar, with his singing head on, crucifies it. see also:
The Challenge Of The Arts
Reason ser’s nae end but pleasure, Truth’s no’ an end but a means To a wider knowledge o’ life And a keener interest in’t. We wha are poets and artists Move frae inklin’ to…
Uleithes
Stramash-up of the opening of Trainspotting and Ulysses. Read by Tam Dean Burn and Patrick Gibson. Backing: Lust For Life by Iggy Pop. Inspired by this post:
Man’s Cruel Plight
Masoch and Sade Turned into ane Havoc ha’e made O’ my a’e brain. Weel, gin it’s Sade Let it be said They’ve made me mad —That’ll da’e instead. But it’s no’ instead In Scots,…