Priti Patel with a dirty look Knew right away that she’d have to get her hooks in you A-yeah yeah yeah It goes the same for all Tories If you wanna celebrate them for…

  Ooh ooh Will you ever investigate Cos let me tell ya everybody’s sick of having to wait The system is not broke, it works a treat If you’re a prime minister or police chief…

  So tired, tired of waiting Waiting for Sue Gray So tired, does she even have Any authority? It’s like putting your Auntie Jean in charge of the CIA And getting her to investigate that…

  Wadin’ through the waste of Westminster And there’s not a friend to help you through Douglas, dry your eyes – they won’t save yer Drop your friends and start to sing the blues Thank…

words: Martin Rowson   He has a drink but doesn’t think That anyone will care, Hosts a bash, goes on the lash Then claims he wasn’t there When asked for explanations He’ll blub it isn’t…

  Who can wear a toupee (who can wear a toupee) On top of their head (on top of their head) Cover it with wotsits and a dollop of glue? Fabricant (Fabricant) Michael Fabricant (Michael…

  That’s the sound of a cunt smirking like a wean again That’s the sound of a cunt smirking and lying   see also: Boris Is A Lying Cunt Party Party Party

  Dear Andy You clearly do not understand me Nigel Farage mentally tweets Novak Djokovic is my friend And he needs me Nigel Farage mentally tweets He’s spent his career Drinking piss weak beer Hating…

  John Bercow tells it like it is.   see also: Bercow! Top Cunts