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Day Trip To Bannockburn

  Wasn’t it nice, eating chocolate ice as we strolled around the fun-fair. Then we ate eels in the big ferris wheel as we sailed above the ground but then we had to be quick…


No Access To Launderettes

Review of Holy Joy’s  ‘Claudia Dreams’ by David Quantick and Mark E Smith   Deptford’s Midnight Runners In a charging melodic possible stab At the charts A trill miles away from the angular Carter influencing…




Double Cunting

  As a precursor to this week’s Reckless release of the swearathon that is Derek And Clive And David Live, here’s an old article by Andrew O’Hagan backed by ‘That’s What Life Is All About’…


Grifting On A Memory

  No Spa for Captain Tom’s daughter. Featuring Kevin Bridges.  Words – Captain Howdy.  With apologies to the Isley Brothers. see also:


Tractor Porn

  I drove my tractor through your haystack last night Fnarr fnarr I made a film of it and it turned out alright But some guy in the house of commons watched it online And…



Trump Is A Cunt

It bears repeating… From the left to the right From the back to the front Everybody sing Trump is a cunt They say it’s just swearing That’s not big or clever I say whatever I’m…