I’m Going To Spain (2-1 mix)
I’ve sold my car thrown in my job I’m 34 years old I think it’s time I saw the world coz I hate the cold and rain and grey I’m going to Spain Cousin…
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Haunted By The Ghost Of An Edwardian Zebra
Do you remember that drizzly day? Somewhere in London In the middle of nowhere Didn’t have nothing to do that day Didn’t wanna do nothing anyway I stood behind you in the road Like…
Tory Wipeout
And there you have it. Too many names to fit into one song. For full list see Portillogeddon.com see also:
The Giving Of Fucks
The day I stop giving a fuck is the day the fuckers win Even if all around us are losing their fucks and blaming the same fucking thing These fucking times we live in…
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Acts these days cost a fortune to see, But some folk manage easily Others grab freebies wherever they can And some complain to The Guardian For first world problems nothing beats “We couldn’t see…
Anyone Can Eno
The collaboration the world has been aching for. Eno and Cluster on synth treatments and TV aerial, Rod Hull on vocals. Inspired by Luke Haines artwork ‘Rod Hull and Eno’ which you can admire…
Inside Revolution No. 9
A stramash-up of moments from ‘Inside No.9′ with The Beatles’ ‘Revolution No.9’ and Alice Cooper’s ‘Public Animal No.9’ pic: Captain Howdy
Daddy Was A Toolmaker
Daddy was a toolmaker Mummy was a nurse They said things can only get better But they got a whole lot worse So if you want change, forget the private jets And jump on…
We Haven’t Got A Sausage
Poor wee Rishi, hasnae got a dishy for the Sky TV. see also:
Splash The Fash
As the milkshake movement stages a comeback, we reminisce about past attacks… Well, shake it up, baby, now (Shake it up, baby) Splash the fash (splash the fash) C’mon c’mon, c’mon, c’mon, baby, now…